Sarah Cooper

Wait Wait... Don't Tell Me!

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Comedy, Leisure, Other Games

4.6 • 35.7K Ratings

🗓️ 6 June 2020

⏱️ 49 minutes

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Sarah Cooper, comedian, joins us along with panelists Alonzo Bodden, Helen Hong, and Peter Grosz.

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0:00.0	From NPR and WBEC Chicago, this is Weight Weight.
0:08.2	Don't tell me the NPR news quiz.
0:10.8	Hey everybody, don't call in the military.
0:14.7	Call in the military.
0:16.9	I'm Bill Curtis.
0:18.5	And here is your host, Heidi and his presidential bunker, Peter Segal.
0:25.1	Thanks Bill and thanks, Segal audience, which this week is a bunch of people at midnight
0:29.7	on New Year's Eve 2019, who were so happy that year was over and just new.
0:33.8	The next year was going to be so much better.
0:36.6	We want to start the show this week with some breaking news.
0:40.1	It's June.
0:41.1	I know we're as surprised as you are.
0:44.6	And look, this is a challenging week to make jokes about the news.
0:50.4	There is obviously nothing funny about police violence and racism.
0:56.2	You would have thought a week ago that the global pandemic would be our good news segment.
1:02.0	Anyway, we're going to do our best today and we are very glad you're all here with us.
1:07.4	Give us a call to play our games.
1:08.8	The number is one triple eight, weight, weight.
1:10.6	That's one 888-924-8924.
1:12.5	Now let's welcome our first listener contestant.
1:15.3	Hi, you're on Weight Weight.
1:16.3	Don't tell me.
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