You made it weird with me at home. What's happening with us? That was terrible. That's right.

It's not a weird. You clicked on the right thing. That sounds like you're sad. You didn't click on the one with me.

No, because you probably already listened to this week's. We made it weird. This is you made it weird. This is Sarah Cooper.

So Cooper. She's super cool. She's so cool. She's so wonderful. I really enjoyed this chat. If you haven't seen everything's fine on Netflix.

If you haven't seen everything's fine, look again. Everything's fine. But it's also her special on Netflix. It's so funny.

You don't have to have seen it to get this, but she is hilarious and brilliant. And I loved chatting with her.

And we're doing the intro. Sorry. The recording quality might not be as ultra premium as it usually is.

Because I'm recording this off our laptop. We decided to we got out of town. You know, we got out of town.

You don't need to know anything else. We got out of town. Okay. Yeah. So if you hear a crackling fire in the back, it's because we're out of town. Yes, we do have a fire.

But no, it doesn't crackle. But this one does. That's right. This one crackles. I'm so excited. We have some new Pete specs.

If you want to show your support of the show, I'm actually wearing my Pete's picks. I haven't taken these off since I bought them. And it's been over a month.

And I am not ashamed of that. These are the perfect gene. The perfect gene. And I swear this is the most earnest Pete's pick in the world. I have found the perfect pair of pants.

I know Val knows this. I hate a hard pant. I resent that we live in a world where we have to wear hard, unforgiving, constricting, unbending, cardboard-like pants. Fuck that shit.

I don't understand why we don't just give and move into the 21st century and start wearing comfortable, soft pants.

We're soft pants people, friends. The problem is, is they often don't look good. I would often wear yoga pants, but I can't pull that off in public because I'm not sting.

One of the many things sting can do that I can't do. I'm talking about play that fretless bass. And I do mean to be sex.

But enter the perfect gene. It's a great look. They look incredible. It's like it looks exactly like every high quality, terrible, tough pair of jeans that I've spent way too much money on. They look just like them, but they're super soft and flexible.

So you can look good and no one needs to know your soft little secret, which is part of why I can't pull off.

It stings because I have a soft little secret. Why are we trapping parts of our bodies, restricting them like they owe us money?

Fellas, you know what I'm talking about. I'm talking about your ding-dongs. These are the best pants I've ever owned. I would sleep in them. I have slept in them. They're that comfortable.

They're made of premium stretch fabric. They got 2% spandex, 2.5% rayon. Rayon, underused. I used to wear rayon shirts in the 80s.

For extra comfort and movement that your man parts require, the jean stretches. So you're not st. crushed. Air by ProVino. I love this.

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