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Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend

Sarah Colonna Is Addicted to Not Getting Murdered

Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend

Alison Rosen

Funny, Comic, Interviews, Women, Celebrity, Grief, Psychology, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.66.5K Ratings

🗓️ 18 June 2018

⏱️ 81 minutes

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Summary

Comedian, actor and author Sarah Colonna (Chelsea Lately, Has Anyone Seen My Pants?, Life as I Blow It) stops by the podcast to talk about playing an alcoholic pageant mom on the new Netflix show Insatiable, Clutch Women (the line of stadium regulation size handbags she created as a clever response to the NFL's strict policy about bags), her marriage to The Seahawks' Jon Ryan, his intense love of Christmas, concerns about injuries, playing a woman with addiction issues, her fear of knives and love of Lifetime movies and so much more. We also took your questions and did a round of Just Me Or Everyone.

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey everyone, hi, hello, it is me Allison Rosen, welcome to another episode of Allison Rosen,

0:27.9

who is your best friend sitting here with comedian, actress, repeat guest, person who was kind enough to blurb my book, Sarah Kelona, hello and welcome back.

0:37.9

Thanks, how's it going? Good, how are you? Good, thank you so much for blurbing and supporting and just being awesome in general.

0:43.9

I was so happy for you, and it's super funny, so if people haven't read it, then they should.

0:47.9

Thank you. So, let's see, the first time I had you on, you had just started dating your now husband.

0:56.9

Yes. Right? And then the second time I had you on, you guys were engaged, and it's John Ryan of the Seahawks.

1:03.9

Yes. And so now, so you've gotten married at the time since, right?

1:06.9

Yeah, we got married in July 2016, so we're almost two years.

1:10.9

How's married life? You were saying that you never ever fight?

1:13.9

No, we really don't. I think it's because we don't live together all the time.

1:16.9

No, but because like half the year, we are apart quite a bit due to his work.

1:22.9

Like, when we met, he was already in Seattle, and I was already here, so here being LA.

1:27.9

But we live together in the off season, and then we just travel a lot to see each other when we can.

1:32.9

Right. But yeah, we don't fight. I mean, one time, it's almost, I don't know, it's one of those things where one time, like he's got, we get irritated with each other, obviously as you do.

1:44.9

And then the one time I've seen him, like, kind of get irritated about something else, and then maybe start to turn it to being irritated with me.

1:52.9

Because I've seen him mad, but not at me.

1:55.9

Right.

1:56.9

But the one time I saw him sort of like, he was going to just turn it into something I did.

2:00.9

I started, like, it's the worst thing you can do, but I started laughing.

2:04.9

Because I just, I was like, this is so weird. I've never seen you mad at me.

2:09.9

So I just kind of started, and then he started laughing, and then it was like, he was like, no, I know it's not you. So I'm like, okay.

2:14.9

That's good.

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