Sara Haines: 'Octopus Is My Safe Word'
The View: Behind the Table
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4.7 • 2.6K Ratings
🗓️ 22 January 2026
⏱️ 28 minutes
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| 0:29.7 | our joke in our house is not singing songs it's singing jingles but it's always like a pharmaceutical |
| 0:35.6 | or last night i taught alec about the clapper because we were |
| 0:38.8 | waiting for max to join us for movie night and I was doing the clap on clap off no clap on clap on clap off |
| 0:45.3 | nope clap on clap on clap off the clapper no but there's definitely a version of it that's |
| 0:51.0 | clap on don't go down on this clap off clap on clap off the |
| 0:57.0 | clapper but that was the part i was doing just the ending i understand but you couldn't find your way |
| 1:01.6 | in the jingle the way i could i was giving the full picture okay it is thursday it's been a short week for us but also a very long week It is Thursday. |
| 1:12.4 | It's been a short week for us, but also a very long week. |
| 1:15.8 | And you were today on the show, which I thought was fun, you were teasing joy a little bit, which I enjoy. |
| 1:20.3 | I enjoy anybody teasing joy. |
| 1:22.0 | And then she said to you, you know, she looks sweet, but she's a total biotch. |
| 1:28.9 | So joy to me is like Regina George and mean girls and that part where that girl gets hit |
| 1:34.5 | and she's like, I was once hit in the face by Regina George. |
| 1:38.1 | That's how I feel about every joke, Joy slings my way. |
| 1:41.0 | Yeah, it's an honor. |
| 1:42.3 | It's such an honor because I tease her. |
| 2:01.9 | And I said today what made her mad was I said, you're a funny person, but you play a great straight man. Yeah. And she was like clearly offended by that same. Just kidding. But she started just teasing. So I was kicking her under the table. It's all about mood with her. I mean, so I will tease her and tease her and tease her. |
| 2:16.4 | I'll do the same joke every week with her about, you know, Abraham Lincoln. Yeah, you dated him. It's her joke. I'm giving it back to her. And she'll laugh and laugh and laugh. And then one day she'll be furious. The same joke. And she'll be like, that's agist and come for me. I'm just like, what? |
| 2:17.5 | This is your joke. |
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