Sara Barron: New Puppy Chaos
Oh My Dog! with Jack Dee and Seann Walsh
Pink Cloud / Off The Kerb
4.8 • 655 Ratings
🗓️ 2 February 2026
⏱️ 56 minutes
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Summary
Comedian Sara Barron joins us to talk about her brand new Bedlington Whippet puppy, Wednesday. It's a brilliantly honest account of how intense, disorientating and surprisingly hard getting a dog can be. From puppy blues and training chaos to feeling weird about saying “I love you”, this is a very funny, very real take on new puppydom.
Plus: crate chat, royal dog messages, Jack's critique of Seann's new haircut, and never ask Seann for help.
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00:00 Intro
00:23 Immediate technical chaos
00:43 Seann’s soft play nightmare and why you should never ask him for help
02:50 Dolly senses danger on a walk - Jack explains what happened next
05:14 Seann’s childhood dog and how it found his family home
06:30 Mildred’s dog walking friendship group
08:20 Jack reacts to Seann’s new haircut
09:58 Juniper, the crate, and rules out the window
11:40 Sara spots Pete Wicks at Alan Carr’s - and he’s coming back
12:30 Mildred vs Wylda: bedtime tensions
15:12 Jack receives a message from The King about corgis
18:40 Seann’s Royal Variety moment with The King
21:00 Introducing Sara Barron
21:53 Sara joins the show
23:13 Sara’s new puppy and feeling completely discombobulated
26:10 The puppy: a Bedlington Whippet
27:40 Geoff is the animal person in the house
29:28 The research that went into choosing the breed
30:32 Who’s actually looking after the puppy day-to-day
33:58 Loving the puppy… but feeling strange saying “I love you”
35:15 The puppy’s name: Wednesday (thanks to son's goth phase)
36:17 Training struggles and current sleep arrangements
39:42 Should Geoff come on the pod?
40:17 Their trainer, Britain’s Got Talent, and dog trainer opinions
43:00 Whale eye demonstrations
43:47 How Sara and Sara know each other from New York
45:56 Sara meets Mildred
46:20 New York dog owners vs London dog owners
47:47 Listening to Geoff on the radio
48:45 Does Sara let Wednesday kiss her on the mouth?
50:06 Puppy blues are real
51:58 Saying goodbye and signing off
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| 0:00.0 | Listen up. |
| 0:00.5 | Huh? |
| 0:00.8 | That means you. |
| 0:01.6 | Yes, you. |
| 0:02.4 | We know you're pointing at yourself. |
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| 0:46.0 | And before that, we'll hear all about Dolly sensing danger and steering Jack away on her morning walk. |
| 0:48.4 | But first, hi, Sean. |
| 0:50.0 | Hi, Jack. |
| 0:51.5 | Yeah, how are you? |
| 0:53.1 | You had some trouble there with your Wi-Fi. |
| 1:11.2 | Sorry, I had some trouble with the Wi-Fi. Yeah. No, it's just a minute or two. Apologies. Oh, Mildred's here. Where's Jack gone? Did Jack just disappear? He's back, he did, but he's back. I've linked away, that's all it was. I'm here, but I'm back. Right. How is everyone? Oh, we're all fine. They're all fine. Yeah. I, I could I just tell you, I had an absolute nightmare yesterday. Sorry, I just need somewhere to vent this, because this is my life. I, yeah. This is why I don't try and help people, right? Because when I do, it goes wrong. I was I was with the we took the kids to the soft play |
| 1:30.7 | and when you |
| 1:31.2 | literally help people, right? Because when I do, it goes wrong. I was with the, we took the kids to the soft play and when you leave the gym, it's in the soft place in the gym, when you leave the gym, there's a door, you have to press one of those green buttons. You know, they have on the wall. Yeah, yeah. Well, there was a woman, she was trying to get in, she had a pram. She was trying to get in, but a pram she was trying to get in but for her to |
| 1:45.2 | get in she had to swipe her card yeah but she clearly couldn't find her card she was patting down for |
| 1:52.0 | it so i kind of made a point of i've got this i've got the door i can just press the green |
| 1:57.1 | button so i pressed the green button yeah because I pressed the green button and I was on the |
| 2:01.4 | inside, it meant the door opened outwards and it hit her kid in the face. |
| 2:08.6 | You just go, oh, just, oh, God. Oh, I know. Oh, that's, that was, and was it typical. |
| 2:18.6 | The kid was upset? |
| 2:19.8 | Oh, it's fine, but it just, you know, the kid, you know, |
| 2:23.4 | it was more humiliating for the kids than painful. |
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