This is an I-Heart podcast. Guaranteed Human. This is Red Pilled America. On December 23rd,

25, Santa Claus will be 202 years old. And if you can believe it, there's a bit of a controversy

over who's the father of Santa Claus. For about 180 years, people believed it was poet, Clement Clark Moore.

But over the course of two decades, the ancestors of a different poet began staking acclaim on that title.

So we thought we'd put the whole controversy to rest by telling the true story of Santa's search for his father.

Yes, you heard that right. This is a true story. Use your

imagination on how that could be possible. This episode was originally broadcast on December 24th,

2021. Don't forget to share, like, and subscribe to this podcast wherever you're listening to it.

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That's redpilledamerica.com and click join in the top menu. Help us save America one story at a time.

This story is safe for the little ones, and it's based on real events.

Some aspects and timelines have been fictionalized for purposes of dramatization.

Any similarities to real people or events in the fictionalized elements are completely

unintended, so don't get your panties up in a bunch,

unless you want to go on the naughty list. Now, enjoy the show.

Imagine you're an orphan, all on your own.

And without a father figure around, you pick up some unfortunate habits.

You smoke, you break into homes, and sadly, you get addicted to Cain.

You're a wild child.

But then through hard work, you turn your vices into an

international enterprise, the likes of which no one's ever seen before. You become a global

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