Santa's Not So Helpful Helper
Elvis Duran and the Morning Show ON DEMAND
Elvis Duran Podcast Network and iHeartPodcasts
4.7 • 1.2K Ratings
🗓️ 29 December 2025
⏱️ 5 minutes
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Summary
Mary’s husband dresses up as Santa, and Danielle calls as a dissatisfied customer from a party he attended.
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| 0:35.9 | Dan Yell. |
| 0:36.9 | Front and center, please. |
| 0:38.2 | All right. |
| 0:38.7 | So, Mary and her husband run a party company, and he is hired to dress up a Santa this time of year, right? |
| 0:45.1 | So she's always telling him, look, you got to watch your mouth around the kids because one day your mouth is going to get you in trouble. |
| 0:52.3 | So I'm calling as a very upset customer from a party that he was hired. Okay. See what happens in today's phone. Hello? Yes, hi. I'm looking for seller. This is seller. Cedar. How can I help you? Yes, hi. My name is Lavella and you guys sent over one of Santa's helpers to my house the other day. |
| 1:11.4 | Oh, okay. |
| 1:12.3 | How can I help you? |
| 1:15.7 | Yeah, my seven-year-old son is crying because he thinks Santa Claus hates him because of the guy you sent over as Santa's helper. |
| 1:19.6 | He thinks, I'm sorry, what? |
| 1:21.1 | Yeah. |
| 1:21.5 | The guy that you sent over here for the party told my kid, and I quote, |
| 1:31.8 | pull the candy cane out of your butt oh my goodness yeah and now my son is crying he says Santa hates me I'm not going to get any presents for Christmas |
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