Santa Jaws

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Maximum Fun

Maximum Fun, Emily Fleming, Tv & Film, Jordan Morris, Comedy, Movies

4.9 • 714 Ratings

🗓️ 9 December 2025

⏱️ 66 minutes

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Summary

Ever seen Jaws? What if Jaws was Santa? What if Shark stole Christmas? All of these questions will be answered after we tell you about the TV movie Santa Jaws! Tune in next week when our movie will be... Unlikely Angel.

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0:00.0	I'm
0:02.0	We're going to be.
0:05.0	We're going to be.
0:09.0	We're going to be.
0:12.0	We're going to be.
0:14.0	We're going to us.
0:18.0	We have us.
0:22.0	Oh. This is free with ads, why pay Netflix 12 bucks a month for a bunch of family Christmas movies with no sharks when you could go online for free and watch a family Christmas movie with one shark.
0:40.4	I'm Jordan Morris.
0:41.4	And I'm Emily Fleming.
0:43.2	Today's movie is Santa Jaws, the sci-fi channel original movie that looked at the flat acting and awkward dialogue of Hallmark original movies and said,
0:52.5	Hold My Eggnog.
0:53.8	With us, as always, is the super producer,
0:55.7	The He Freak, Matt Lee,
0:56.8	pitting us with those jingle, jangle,
0:58.4	Jopps.
0:59.9	That is not a shark.
1:01.6	That is Santa Jons.
1:06.3	That was the line delivery of the movie, wasn't it?
1:09.9	There's a few.
1:11.3	There's a few moments in this movie where they were like, I'm going to act now.
1:15.5	Time for acting.
	...

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