Santa is Real

Crackpot

Comedy, Society & Culture

4.6 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 23 December 2019

⏱️ 20 minutes

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Summary

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays! This week Tim and Zach talk about a jolly old conspiracy theory, which in their opinion, probably doesn't deserve to be mentioned at all. Is Santa real?? Of course he is!! Ho ho hold on to your red stocking cap as Zach and Tim shut down the skeptics and explain how Santa most certainly exists. (This episode is kid friendly, WE PROMISE!)

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0:00.0	Merry Christmas Merry Christmas Ms.
0:01.0	Miss. Hey, everybody. Welcome to Crackpot, the podcast where each and every week we dive into a different conspiracy theory and discuss the merits or to merits of each.
0:44.1	We're your host. I'm Tim. And I'm Zach.
0:46.2	Hey, Zach. What's happening, buddy? Merry Christmas.
0:48.6	Oh, it's that time of year, isn't it? Happy holidays. That's right. That's right. This is kind of a little bonus, a dish, if you will. A little festive yuletide cheer to your podcast catcher. We've been known to take off some of our holiday weeks, but we just felt like, you know, it wouldn't feel right if we didn't leave you with some sort of podcast stocking stuffer, if you will.
1:11.8	Right.
1:13.2	A podcast stuffer.
1:15.0	That doesn't sound okay to me.
1:16.1	Pod stuffing cast.
1:16.7	Yeah.
1:18.7	Hence this show.
1:19.5	Hence this show.
1:26.6	So what's the biggest, what is the biggest conspiracy you can think of around the holidays?
1:29.7	Probably the existence of Santa,
1:36.3	which is ridiculous as far as I'm concerned. Couldn't agree more, by the way. So get this,
1:42.2	my daughter, six years old, she's in first grade. She, honest to God, she came home,
1:48.7	like, two weeks ago and she's like, kids on the playground are telling me that Santa's not real.
1:49.2	Really?
1:51.5	And I'm like, get out.
1:53.8	Like, honestly, like, that's insane.
1:54.2	Yeah.
1:55.9	Tell those kids, they're not right.
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