Santa is REAL | Sal Vulcano & Chris Distefano present Hey Babe! | EP 159

Sal and Chris Present: Hey Babe!

No Presh Network

Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.9 • 7K Ratings

🗓️ 21 December 2023

⏱️ 57 minutes

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0:00.0	Uh, uh, don't be a fake, don't be a flake, don't run away from your feelings,
0:07.7	babe, don't be afraid, don't be ashamed, don't hesitate to say hey,
0:11.7	babe, hey, babe, hey, hey babe hey babe hey babe hey babe
0:15.2	hey babe hey babe hey baby hey baby hey
0:16.7	hey here comes hey bbbbica it's time for heybabica so much h bbica so much hey baby to celebrate hey baby bica oh jay simson not a
0:31.0	jw
0:32.3	hey babe how are you babe first of all let me Not a Jew. Hey, babe.
0:33.0	How are you?
0:34.0	Babe, first of all, let me tell you something.
0:36.0	Intrinsish. You're looking Svealt, you look at Skinny, you know that now.
0:39.0	You've reached the new phase, you've reached the skinniest salve I've ever met phase.
0:42.0	No, no, that's not true. This is the skinniest salad I've ever met phase. No, no, that's not true.
0:44.2	This is the skinniest salad.
0:45.5	But whatever you want to take with you?
0:46.7	I've never met a skinniest salad in my life.
0:49.1	No, when I met you I was, this, this, this, this.
0:51.8	I don't believe it. Really? I don't believe it really I don't I would say no I refuse to believe I refuse to believe
0:56.0	Oh and where does that get you well let me tell you something I refuse to believe I have come along and I do believe in Christ sounds you refuse to believe.
1:05.0	Start with this and we'll move forward.
1:06.4	Some things I refuse to believe.
1:07.6	Yeah, so you refuse to believe that I was ever this weight, but since you've known me.
1:10.8	Yes, I refuse to believe you're ever that weight since I've known me. Yes, I refuse to believe you ever that weight
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