Santa Clause

Take Your Shoes Off w/ Rick Glassman

Rick Glassman

Comedy, Education, Self-improvement

4.8 • 2.5K Ratings

🗓️ 20 December 2022

⏱️ 80 minutes

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Summary

This is a special episode. Kris Kringle, aka Santa Clause, comes down the chimney to take his shoes off and discuss the obstacles of getting around the world in one day next week to deliver gifts, his separation with Mrs. Claus, as well as some other hijinks (which includes getting a young Canadian boy on the phone to tell Santa what he wants for Christmas).

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Transcript

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0:00.0	yl
0:00.5	willst
0:22.5	scoop
0:23.2	to the very blue yeah yeah scoop me oh yeah
0:53.2	demar
1:23.2	Take a look at the
1:25.2	Take a look at the
1:27.2	Take a look at the
1:29.2	Take a look at the
1:31.2	Take a look at the
1:33.2	Take a look at the
1:35.2	Do you want milk or coffee?
1:37.2	Just regular black coffee
1:39.2	I like my women like I like my coffee
1:41.2	in a cup
1:43.2	That's an old Christmas joke
1:47.2	Fine boy
1:49.2	Epic head
1:51.2	What are you allergic to?
1:53.2	Everything
1:55.2	Bad stories, intimate eye contact
1:59.2	Horses who don't give you a heads up about their sexual past
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