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SPONTANEANATION with Paul F. Tompkins

San Diego Airport (w/ Ryan Gaul, Ronnie Adrian, Stephanie Courtney)

SPONTANEANATION with Paul F. Tompkins

Paul F. Tompkins

Comedy, Improv

4.94.1K Ratings

🗓️ 1 April 2018

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Summary

Paul F. Tompkins welcomes everyone born on Earth back to Spontaneanation! This time out, Paul’s special guest is actor/improviser/writer Ryan Gaul of The Last O.G.! Ryan chats about what he wants someone to whisper in his ear, his afterlife beliefs as a child and how they changed now that he’s an adult, and stealing a wad of 50 dollar bills and handing them out in Kindergarten. Then, they are joined by improvisers Ronnie Adrian and Stephanie Courtney, to improvise a story set at the San Diego Airport. And as always, Eban (only the best) Schletter scores it all on piano!This episode is brought to you by Leesa ( www.leesa.com/PFT ).

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0:00.0

Welcome

0:05.2

Welcome

0:09.6

Children of the Earth

0:12.5

Everyone born on Earth, I welcome you.

0:20.8

I know, I know, I know. What about extraterrestrial? on earth I welcome you.

0:22.4

I know, I know, I know.

0:25.9

What about extraterrestrial travelers?

0:31.1

You really want to get into this?

0:36.8

I've been trying to welcome these sons of bitches all my life.

0:39.3

Where are they?

0:47.8

You know, the old idea goes that a lot of people hold this theory.

0:49.8

If there were life on other planets,

0:53.7

they would have made themselves known to us by now.

0:59.9

And I used to think, you don't know anything about interstellar travel.

1:02.6

What do you know about it?

1:06.7

Of course, I'm discounting the people that say that they have had contact with aliens.

1:07.7

They're fucking nuts.

1:11.3

I believe in aliens.

1:12.8

Do not believe those people.

1:16.4

Just like in the movie Independence Day,

1:22.0

a movie that is all about Earth being attacked by aliens as they recruit volunteers to get in planes

1:26.4

to fight the aliens, including the president of the United States?

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