At Honda, we listen to drivers for inspiration, even when they say things we can't play on the radio.

Like when a f**k pulls out without indicating, or when a f**k crosses the road without checking first,

or when a f**k doesn't understand how a f**k roundabout works.

That's why we developed a collision sensor system, which detects risks and automatically breaks.

And to keep all family road trips, family friendly, it's included as standard with the Honda CRV hybrid.

Honda, the power of dreams.

I don't think I was even there before.

Gestures vaguely at everything.

So I'm really excited to see you guys. I hope that I will see you all at MoMoCon.

I will have a bunch of posters that I will be giving away for free.

So please come by, get yourself a poster, come see the show, come listen to CRV Posters,

and now onto tonight's story.

My name is Samuel Singer. While I usually introduce myself as a small-time reporter

for the Habitsville Gazette, but the guy who's narrowly avoided all sorts of slow and agonizing deaths,

today I bear a title that's far more chilling than anything I've ever faced before.

Today, I'm a babysitter.

My niece is in town staying with me while my sister and her husband take the first vacation

that they've had since Ellie was born five years ago. And since I live, work, eat, and watch

mindless TV alone is kind of excited to have some company. Even if that company is five years old,

but not much of a conversationist. So there we were. In my apartment's living room,

watching something called Teddy's Big Day, which as far as I could tell was a program devoted

to showing a large cartoon bear walking through a grocery store and making smart food decisions.

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