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buck tonight buck Williams did run in down the baseline. Yeah, I do.

A lot of slamming it home. Just one of those where like my whole body's out of bounds,

but my feet are still in bounds. Yeah, for a hundred yards. We're going to be buying cups

of liquor from Vietnamese immigrants tonight. I'll tell you that for sure. Yeah, for sure.

I don't even know what kind of liquor. We're getting so buck tonight that Mike Maloy has

agreed to make an appearance at the wrist. Well, you had maybe had like two of the

drinks last night. And I think Sean Jordan may be finested out of you. Yeah. I mean,

Sean was trying to get it out of me last night too. He's like, no, come to the

ruse tonight. We came all the way to the Virgil to trick and trick you into coming to the

ruse. It was more we're trying to get you to it was the ruse. What a what a

ruse thought out plan. It's like if you, okay, it's like if you kill a hitchhiker. Yeah,

or if you break a window, but then you tell your parents you killed a hitchhiker. And

then you're like, I didn't really, but I broke the window. They're like, oh, that's

fine. So yeah, same thing. I have to work for you multiple times. I've killed a lot

of people. Again, oh, wait, this is probably one of your ruses. This is a ruse, ruse.

It's a ruse. I might have told this on here before, but one time I broke my friend's

toilet handle. I tried to flush this toilet. I don't know how hard I tried to flush it,

but I broke the handle and we're off the dinner table. It was me and these two kids. I don't

want to say the names and then their parents and their parents sit down there like, all right,

who broke the toilet handle? And I just sat there and they were both like, neither one

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