Samuel L. Jackson (Extended Cut) | Hearing Today, Gone Tomorrow

The Late Show Pod Show with Stephen Colbert

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News, Comedy, Comedy Interviews, News Commentary, Tv & Film

4.4 • 1.6K Ratings

🗓️ 28 September 2022

⏱️ 27 minutes

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Russians are fleeing the country in huge numbers after Vladimir Putin announced he would send fighting-age men to the front lines in Ukraine. Here at The Late Show, Stephen found out that the happy nerds at NASA celebrate a win in much the same way that our writers celebrate a successful joke.And Samuel L. Jackson is back on Broadway in August Wilson’s, “The Piano Lesson,” working with his wife LaTanya Richardson Jackson who is directing the play. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	It's happening. They've all overheard.
0:02.1	All I wanted was a little low-key mook delivery, me and my brother.
0:05.1	But Mum's piped in with her.
0:06.3	Oh, I'm in.
0:07.3	Filly a fish in a Diet Coke, no ice.
0:09.1	And Dad's muscled in with his.
0:10.4	Yes, I'm in. Big Mac with fries and strawberry milkshake, please.
0:13.7	Now I give my brother a little eye roll.
0:15.6	Oh well, family dinner it is.
0:17.2	At least I can steal some of Dad's fries.
0:19.1	There's nothing quite like a mook delivery.
0:20.8	Order on the McDonald's app.
0:22.3	You in?
0:24.3	At participating restaurants only, 18 plus.
0:26.3	Soving times delivery fees in terms of apply.
0:28.0	See Apple McDonald's dot com for details.
0:59.0	Welcome, everybody.
1:00.4	Welcome, one and all, down here, up there, all around the world.
1:04.4	Welcome, welcome, one and all, to the late show.
1:07.2	I'm your host, Stephen Colbert.
1:08.7	Folks, I was watching.
1:14.2	We had every plan in the world to start tonight's monologue
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