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O'Reilly,

O'Reilly's suddenly off the air.

I mean, like, listen, like two weeks ago he was on, a week ago he was on, suddenly gone.

This is huge. It's like looking at your front yard and the big oak tree is just gone.

I'm sure the oak tree said some disturbing things about young black men, what with their rap music and their neck tattoos.

But damn it!

The tree had been there forever.

And your grandpa liked to just sit there and stare at it.

And then the tree would sell your grandpa gold coins and self-lubricating catheters.

Now, Fox issued an official statement this afternoon on O'Reilly's dismissal. I think they just took the Roger Ailes statement and changed the nouns.

They celebrated O'Reilly's career, saying, by ratings standards, Bill O'Reilly is one of the most accomplished TV personalities in the history of cable news.

Yes. No, no, no. By ratings standards, he is.

By moral standards, he was a self-righteous landful of angry garbage.

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