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Your Favorite Thing with Wells & Brandi

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Tv & Film, Comedy, Tv Reviews, After Shows

4.7 • 5.5K Ratings

🗓️ 5 April 2023

⏱️ 48 minutes

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Summary

YFTers, we need a name for the segment where Wells talks about all of the physical ailments that come with being old. Today, he talks about how other people’s beds f*ck him up and how Advil is part of his daily vitamin routine (#NotSponsored). Where he once lived off ramen and testosterone, he now requires green juice and multivitamins. We also get a Cooking with Wells segment as he shares his secret to the perfect poached eggs. Your hosts chat about cowboy boots, The Bachelor, and Wells going on Jason’s podcast, Trading Secrets. Wells’ financial secret? Marry rich. Speaking of newlyweds, they also chat Love is Blind, then read a f*ck you very much, and hear from some YFTers! Don’t forget to rate, review, and follow Your Favorite Podcast! Plus, keep up with us between episodes on our Instagram page, @yftpodcast and be sure to leave us a voicemail with your fave things at 858-630-1856! Thanks to our awesome sponsors for making this episode possible! Check out these deals just for you, YFTers: ShipStation — Go to ShipStation.com and use code yourfavoritething today and sign up for your FREE 60-day trial The Farmer’s Dog — Get 50% off your first box of fresh, healthy food at TheFarmersDog.com/YFT. Plus, you get FREE shipping

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0:00.0	What's up everybody?
0:07.7	Everyone having a good one, you having a good one?
0:11.8	Me not so bad, I'm living it.
0:14.2	I'll tell you what though, I'm getting to the point of my being an old person where other
0:21.8	people's beds are fucking me up.
0:23.8	Like I went and visited my dad last week and he had a pull-out couch, I slipped, I'm
0:28.1	right there.
0:29.5	Right there, why don't you just go ahead and fucking flare up the sciatica.
0:35.3	Let's just fuck up the scoliosis down there baby.
0:38.6	Modern science is so extremely advanced, we're talking particle physics, but you can't
0:45.2	figure out the fucking pull-out bed.
0:48.1	Really?
0:49.1	You're telling me that we understand quantum mechanics but we can't figure out a fucking
0:52.3	pull-out bed.
0:53.3	We can make a meatball out of extinct, wooly mammoth meat, but you can't figure out a pull-out
0:59.6	bed.
1:00.6	I'll tell you what scientists, some of your dad should have pulled out.
1:03.0	Yeah, that's what I think, some of your dad should have pulled out before making you because
1:07.0	you can't figure out how to make a pull-out bed.
1:09.1	What the fuck, so painful.
1:11.3	Now I have back hurts, so there, so that's what's happening.
1:14.0	There's nothing I can do about it, just old now, which is disappointing.
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