So the Jets signed a man named Samuel Jackson, not L Jackson.

No L in the middle.

But just Samuel Jackson.

And of course, Adam Schaefter puts that out.

And every single response was a Samuel L. Jackson meme, you know?

Well, it's kind of like you and I, we met a guy on Monday.

His name was Tom Brady. Yeah, you got to go Thomas at that point. I mean, because then he has to say, hey, I'm Tom Brady. Yes, my name's Tom Brady. Yes, Tom Brady. Then you got to go into all the Tom Brady. Yeah, I know. Ah. Yeah. The best example of an immediate name change needed is still Jerry Sandusky. Yeah. The Ravens announcer. Spelled differently.

Does it matter?

Pronounce the same.

He's stuck with it.

You got to go with Gerald, Gerard, something. You don't want to be. Uh-uh. Like, if your name were Adolf Hitler. Yeah, it's not a good one. Not a good one. You'd have to change it. Well, I mean, if you were named that before, you know.

Correct. I mean, I don't think anybody's named.

In 1928, if you were born. But even if your name were Adolf now, no matter what it is. Oh, Adolf Rup. He ain't around anymore. I know, but he was. Post Hitler. There's got to be some people named David Berkowitz these days that were named after Son of Sam.

Lee Holmes. post-Hitler. There's got to be some people named David Berkowitz these days that were named after, son of saying. Lee Harvey Oswald. Well, you just go with Lee Oswald. Jeffrey Dahmer? Yeah. Nobody's named Jeff. There's no Dahmer naming a kid Jeffrey now. What is the golfer's name? Joel. Oh, Damon. Oh, yeah, yeah, not Dahmer. Not Dahmer.

Yeah, that's a tough one. Rex Ehrman. I think there's another Rex Ehrman out there.

It's like, God damn it. Oh. It's possible. Yeah. I mean, would you rather have a name like that Jalen Sack Rider or would you rather be Rex Heuerman?

Oh, I go sack rider.

You would go sack rider instead like...

100% sack rider.

Well, I mean, you'd go through school with everybody, you know, calling you that name.

It's tough.

That is true.

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