This is a download from LBC, Steve Allen's Little Bit Extra.

Morning everybody, welcome along to your free podcast for today.

Cold, cold, cold, but it doesn't matter.

It doesn't matter.

Listen, it's always the celebrities that put a smile on my face.

I love the celebrity news.

I love the celebrities and the stupid things that they do.

I love the same old, you know,

heartwarming pictures of a bunch of old has-beens which warm the cockles of your heart.

Here we go. Cagnet West and glamorous granny, Chris Jenner, not your average 21-month-old.

Northwest, which sounds like a film title, going out with his miserable father or her miserable father. I don't know actually whether it's a boy or a girl. I'm really not

too sure, actually. But North was clad in leather leggings. But she went to Purple Dragon, a

member-only children's play club in Chelsea. How much longer we've got to put up with the Kardashians in this country?

But, so they went there and black leather leggings, little realizing that mummy and daddy, apparently this tot has 200 pieces of designer clothing.

She's never worn. Because what will happen is that because she is a famous child, or he's a, no, it must be a girl, mustn't it really,

they get sent clothing. They get sent clothing. And so, you know, because if the tot is pictured

wearing it, it's worth money. It's worth money. A tough few months for Alexandra Burke,

but she's on a comeback tour of sorts. She's parted ways with her

management, revealed that she's finally planning to release new music. Her last album was in

2012, I think so, which was heartbreak on hold. But here she is. She's out. We should have got

her in here, actually. Should have got her in here. The only problem is, I can do pop stars.

I just can't play the music.

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