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🗓️ 29 January 2019
⏱️ 68 minutes
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In which a fifth-grader from Maine becomes a diplomatic sensation after writing a nervous letter to Moscow, and John remembers the only fan letter he ever wrote. Certificate #35519.
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0:00.0 | Oh, he's cute. Mr. I can never sleep when I'm traveling. He's hugging his pillow like a sloth on a branch. |
0:10.0 | He couldn't sleep before. Now listen to him. Sounds like an elephant with a chest infection. |
0:15.0 | Well, they call him a dreamer. And now they're right. |
0:19.0 | All aboard, Mr. I can never sleep when I'm traveling. |
0:23.0 | Find all the comfort you need in the quiet lounge. |
0:26.0 | Piando Ferries, there is another way. We are Ken Jennings and John Roderick. |
0:41.0 | We are ken Jennings and John Roderick. We speak to you from our present, which we can |
0:46.0 | only assume is your distant past, the turbulent time that was the early 21st century. |
0:50.9 | Fearing the great cataclysm that will surely befall our civilization, we began this |
0:55.6 | monumental reference of strange and obscure human knowledge. |
0:58.9 | These recordings represent our attempt to compile and preserve wonders and esoterica that would otherwise be lost. |
1:05.4 | So whether you're listening from an advanced civilization or have just reinvented the technology |
1:09.5 | to decrypt our transmissions, this is our legacy to you. |
1:13.4 | This is our time capsule. |
1:15.4 | This is the omnibus. So, You have accessed entry 1178 dot I S. 1106 certificate |
1:50.8 | certificate number5519. |
1:55.0 | Samantha Smith. |
1:57.0 | Somebody told me you went to, was it a summer camp or a version of a summer camp for a few days with a? |
2:01.0 | I was really surprised. |
2:02.8 | Usually I'm really shy to meet new kids, |
2:06.6 | but I was so surprised as soon as I touched the ground |
2:09.0 | from getting down the stairs off the plane, |
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