Samantha Bee on Tim Walz Deliciousness
Hysteria
Hysteria
4.7 • 7.5K Ratings
🗓️ 8 August 2024
⏱️ 70 minutes
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Summary
Samantha Bee is back to co-host with Alyssa one last time! They discuss Tim Walz joining the Harris 2024 campaign, Usha Vance’s response to her husband JD’s “childless cat lady” comment, and more in news. Then, in Sani-Petty, Sam and Alyssa ponder RFK Jr.’s dead bear in Central Park (the brain worm is real). Finally, Alyssa interviews epic down-the-ballot candidates — Anna Thomas (of PA), Sarah Henry (of FL), Eva Burch (of AZ), and Dallas Harris (of NV) — about the stakes of their local races. Next week: Erin’s back!
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Show Notes
Anna Thomas - Pennsylvania
Sarah Henry - Florida
Eva Burch - Arizona
Dallas Harris - Nevada
Get involved: votesaveamerica.com/2024
Samantha Bee: podcast, Substack
Gov. Tim Walz Signature Accomplishments
The best 'big dad energy' jokes about Gov. Tim Walz: List (FOX9)
'Kamala caved': Trump and his allies cast the Walz pick as liberal overload (NBC)
Donald Trump Claims Tim Walz Will 'Unleash HELL ON EARTH' (HuffPost)
Fun Alyssa story from 2008: Behind the Scenes of the Vice-Presidential Selection Process (NYT)
Usha Vance tries to defend her husband's 'childless cat ladies' comment (NPR)
Doug Emhoff, Husband of Kamala Harris, Acknowledges Long-Ago Affair (NYT)
Womens Sports and the Olympics: The 19th, Yahoo! Sports, TheSkimm, pommel horse king STEVE
JD called Simone Biles “weak” for leaving the Tokyo Olympics (TikTok)
RFK Jr. admits to dumping a dead bear in Central Park, solving a decade-old mystery (
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Hello and I am Samantha B. Yes to wrap up our summer of co-host. |
| 0:05.0 | Hello and welcome to Hysteria. I'm Alyssa Master Monaco. |
| 0:10.0 | And I am Samantha B. |
| 0:12.0 | Yes, to wrap up our summer of co-host, we're bringing back our favorite |
| 0:16.1 | comedian and host of her own podcast Choice Words. |
| 0:19.1 | Samantha B. |
| 0:20.1 | Oh my goodness, I'm so excited to be here. Thank you for having me back. |
| 0:23.4 | Oh girl, before we get into the details, Sam, did you see the Tim Scott got married this weekend? |
| 0:30.3 | I did see that to a Christian pickleball enthusiast. I'm excited for him. |
| 0:37.0 | That's what the Instagram said. I hope we didn't do it on our account. |
| 0:40.0 | He might have. But you know what? I love love, |
| 0:44.0 | Alyssa, I love love. And if he's in love... |
| 0:47.0 | I'm not gonna... I can't find fault with it. |
| 0:50.0 | I can't find fault with it. I can't judge it. |
| 0:53.0 | Okay. |
| 0:55.0 | This week Sam and I talk about WalsMania, |
| 0:58.0 | how the Trump campaign is rolling out Ushivans to engage in childless cat lady denialism, |
| 1:03.6 | and then we get into the RFK Bear Madness. |
| 1:06.1 | Also, another installment of Get In losers |
| 1:08.5 | were running for office with some great new candidates. |
| 1:11.6 | Welcome back to Hysteria, the podcast for Pet Parents for Tim Walls, |
| 1:17.0 | because he has a cat named honey and a dog named scout. |
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