SAM1: Armageddon (First Half for Everyone)
Serious Inquiries Only
Thomas Smith
4.6 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 3 August 2023
⏱️ 60 minutes
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Summary
Hey folks, if you're not a 2nd Tier Patron or above, you should fix that, but if you can't for some reason, I wanted to make sure you can still enjoy the fun of Seriously Awful Movies 1: Armageddon! It's so, so bad. And don't worry, this isn't some stingy 4 minute preview, you're getting an entire hour! It's so much fun and stands on its own with a bunch of fun jokes and science, even if you can't afford to jump on the 2nd Tier Patron list for the rest of it. I truly hope you enjoy! Thank you for listening!
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| 0:00.0 | Hello and welcome to Serious Inquiries Only. This is Seriously Awful Movies. I think it's |
| 0:18.5 | stuck. We're going with that. Seriously Awful Movies are Sam. And this is the first one. |
| 0:23.5 | Okay, here's the thing. Here is the conundrum, folks. I want to do this kind of bonus stuff |
| 0:28.5 | to reward my amazing patrons at patreon.com slash series pod. Pretty please consider becoming |
| 0:34.1 | a patron over there supporting the show. Not only will you get an ad free show each and every |
| 0:38.4 | episode at the second tier and above, you will get these seriously Awful Movies each month. |
| 0:43.5 | But my conundrum is this. These are also like hours long and they contain all kinds of cool |
| 0:49.5 | science. For example, with Armageddon, we did a lot of asteroid science. Oh, it's so there's |
| 0:54.4 | plenty of science because there was so much bad science in Armageddon. All right. So I |
| 0:58.2 | want it like I don't want it all to not be heard by everyone. So I think I came up with a really |
| 1:03.6 | good compromise, which is I'm going to post half the episode here. So like a full hour half the |
| 1:08.8 | episode is two days series in queries only. So like this is your episode. And then if you want |
| 1:14.4 | the full thing, go to patreon.com slash series pod, pledge at that second level or above. And you |
| 1:19.2 | get the full over two hours. It's the second half is even as good. Actually, I couldn't really |
| 1:26.1 | decide which is better. Both. They're all us. That's the same show. So if you want to become a |
| 1:30.4 | patron, go do that now. Get the full not cut in half version. But if you can't or don't want to |
| 1:36.8 | become a patron, I totally understand. I hope you will enjoy a very fun and funny hour of seriously |
| 1:44.0 | Awful Movies in which we get to a lot of science. Brian Gillis is going to take us through |
| 1:49.4 | some astrophysics and some just common sense physics that the movie gets right and wrong. |
| 1:54.8 | And you're going to hear we also have another special guest, Omar Najam, who was hilarious. It |
| 1:59.5 | was so good. So I hope you'll either enjoy this hour or the full two hours if you go to patreon.com |
| 2:05.2 | slash series pod. Thank you so much for listening. Here we go. Hello and welcome to the first ever |
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