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Hi, I'm Molly JongFast, and this is Fast Politics, where we discuss the top political headlines

with some of today's best minds. And Governor Pritzker says in any other country, if federal

agents fired upon journalists and protesters when unprovoked, what would we call it?

If federal agents marched down busy streets harassing civilians and demanding their papers,

what would we say?

I don't think we'd have any trouble calling it what it is, authoritarianism.

We have such a great show for you today.

The majority report, Sam Cedar, stops by to talk all

things government shutdown. Then we'll talk to the CEO of the Onion, Ben Collins, about how Trump's

retribution shut down his new mockumentary Jeffrey Epstein, bad pedophile. But first, the news.

Somali, the grift is coming from inside the house. A camera woman captured Scott Besson texting,

exposing the mystery we've all been wondering about, why the fuck are we giving Argentina all this

money? Why are we giving Argentina all this money? I think you should read what it said

in the little text message from the Agriculture Secretary. So here's the text message. She's

worried China has outmaneuvered the U.S. by buying up Argentine soybeans at the expense of our farmers,

even as the administration plans to bail out Argentina

with billions of dollars. What's nice about this administration is that everything is so stupid.

Yeah. So Secretary of Agriculture, Brooke Rollins was texting and basically saying this is a real

bad, bad, bad idea for our economy.

Yes.

And you'll be shocked to hear, but she's right.

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