Sam’s first rant on the pod!
Staying Relevant
Staying Relevant
4.9 • 6.2K Ratings
🗓️ 5 February 2026
⏱️ 39 minutes
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Summary
On this week’s bonus episode, it’s a big, rant-y one. Not only do we get a classic Pete rant, but Sam officially pops his rant cherry with his very first pod rant. And it’s not just one, not two, but three separate rants from Sam, with Harry Styles even catching his wrath along the way.
What sparks all this outrage? The age-old question: who is the male version of a Karen? Is it Pete or is it Sam? As we discover that a male Karen is actually called a Darren, the real debate begins. So who’s more Darren… Sam or Pete?
We also get into Gen Z admin nights, which Pete is very much not happy about, leading to a surprisingly accurate and slightly terrifying impression of what he thinks Gen Z sounds like. The final and perhaps most important question of the episode is this: what era are the boys really in? Clean air, boss girl or soft girl?
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| 0:00.0 | Well, well, well, everybody, this appears, if I'm not mistaken, to be a bonus episode. |
| 0:08.0 | You are not mistaken. This is the bonus episode. |
| 0:12.0 | This is a, this is a, this is a goddamn fucking bonus. |
| 0:14.0 | It's amazing, isn't it? |
| 0:16.0 | So, in case you're surprised by this, we do it every week. |
| 0:20.0 | Fudgy hell. So this is a bonus episode, which means it's Thursday. |
| 0:26.5 | You'll be able to watch this on Josh and Kira's YouTube channel on Sunday. |
| 0:31.2 | Oh my God, I nearly forgot. |
| 0:33.5 | And then Monday's episode is now on Josh and Kira's YouTube channel as of Wednesday last night 5 p.m. So that means you can catch us on a Monday. Wonderful. Didn't do that in the main this week. Oh! Yeah. You did not. No. No. It's fucking weird. Rape reviewed all of that crap, hit follow. You know, you know the score by now. This is the bonus episode, so we go through emails and that from you guys. And if you want to be a part of this, then email the worst email address in the world, which is hello at srproductions.com. This is what we do on a bonus. We bring it to you, baby. This is it. I know you bring it to us actually quite a lot of the time to be fair you you sort of go around and you you send us emails so so the first one actually um should we just talk about for a minute because i've seen quite a few i know where this is going what no no actually no i don't no I'm not even going to bother saying it because I feel I've got it wrong. |
| 1:28.2 | No, well, go on. |
| 1:29.8 | No, no, no, that's okay. |
| 1:30.4 | Don't be afraid. |
| 1:31.3 | No, because I've got it wrong now. |
| 1:32.2 | Well, what do you think? And I'm just going to draw attention to it. |
| 1:33.0 | Well, what? |
| 1:34.7 | Absolutely. No, it's not even interesting. No, because now I'm panicking. It's not even an interesting thing. I now have the table and what I had to say wasn't interested. |
| 1:41.8 | So all I'm going to say is for those of you, I suggest if you're listening to this, you watch this on the YouTube because Sam has taken his hoodie off. |
| 1:48.1 | I knew that was what it was going to be. |
| 1:49.4 | I knew it was going to be about me being orange. |
| 1:51.2 | Fuck sake. |
| 1:51.8 | No, it wasn't. |
| 1:52.4 | It was the guns are gunning. |
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