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Guys, head over to sleptkingdom.com to grab yours today. Once again, this is your last chance. Hey, y'all. I'm going to be in Milwaukee, Wisconsin, October 10th and 11th at the Milwaukee Improv. I've never been there before. Check it out. And also I'm going to be in Portland, Oregon for one night. I'm going to be at the Spirit Mountain Casino, November 8th. But Kim Kutka-K-K-Roev and her have beef.

Yeah.

I hate Kim Kutrell.

Do you?

Why? You guys use to fuck? No, it guys... No, it's a long story. Why? You hate Samantha from Sexana? Yeah, yeah. I love that Bobby is such random beefs with beef. It's incredible. No, but she, she fucked me over. She treated me like shit one time. What? How did she treat you like shit? Years ago, I... Are we rolling right now? Yeah. We're opening with your beef? I love this. I don't have any beef. She was just... I've worked with people and then they've kind of treat me bad and then I have these deep long-lasting resentments. Brooke Shields is another one. I have a long, deep resentment towards.

It's all famous white women.

These older famous white women, oh, man, I'll fucking gouge their eyes out, man.

I'll fucking crush for Shakespeare. Bobby just says beef with sex symbols from the man.

Don't get me started on fucking Denise Richard.

Beef with Denise Richards? I have PTSD when I watch Blue Lagoon. So she's mean, too. Didn't she have like a postpartum thing? That was a big. I read the Agassi book and he was like, in a polite way, it was like, she's fucking nuts. Remember she picked her boogers and she ate it in the car? Are you serious? Yeah, paparazzi took a photo of her picking her nose and she ate the booger. That was a Seinfeld plot. It was? Maybe it was a Seinfeld. Maybe I saw Seinfeld. It was a Seinfeld episode. Damn. Yeah, but which beef do you want to talk about? Dude, you tell me. Kim Cottrell. Yeah, why do you beef with Kim Cottrell from Sex and the City?

So I did a commercial for her for a Joe Pitca commercial where it was me and Eric Stone Street.

Oh, yeah, I like that.

Yeah, yeah.

So Eric and I...

He's the one who seemed really gay, but he's not gay.

He's not gay at all.

He's a fuck machine.

Wow. Wow. Yeah, what? What? Well, you and Samantha and Eric's three fuck-fuck machine. In one commercial. Yeah. It was a Pepsi commercial and, um, no, it wasn't Joe Pickett, it was Michael Bay. Oh, the Michael Bay once. That's another beef. That's another, that's another B.

No, me and Michael are good.

We're best.

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