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The God Pod

Sam Kelly Reveals The Drugs Your Favorite Historical Figures Were On

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Humor, Comedy, News Commentary, Satire, Satan, God, News, Montypython

4.71.2K Ratings

🗓️ 22 July 2025

⏱️ 48 minutes

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Summary

Dear Humans,

Ready for a really fun history lesson? History should always be fascinating to you, but in our latest God Pod we are joined by author Sam Kelly, whose new book reveals the drugs your favorite historical figures were on!

Sam’s new book Human History on Drugs: An Utterly Scandalous But Truthful Look at History Under the Influence teaches you what your History Teacher in High School did not.

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We discuss:

  • Why history should be fascinating to everyone.

  • Donold freaking out about the Epstein Files

  • What drugs Sam Kelly thinks Donold might be on.

  • How Sam avoids the real world and takes a mental health break.

  • The drugs you favorites from history class were on.

  • … And more!

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And coming up on God Pod Live:

  • Monday, July 21 at 2 PM ET: Author Paul Vigna joins us!

  • Tuesday, July 22 at 2 PM ET: Friend of the pod Brooklyn Dad joins us!

  • Wednesday, July 23 at 2 PM ET: God and Jesus discuss the latest!

  • Thursday, July 24 at 2 PM ET: Wajahat Ali joins God!

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Welcome back to the God Pod, everybody. It's the Lord thy God here with you with my son, Jesus Christ, and our special guest today, author Sam Kelly. Welcome, Sam.

0:13.6

Hey, it is a true pleasure to be here. The feeling is mutual. You know, God enjoys imbibing with marijuana. So we were excited

0:27.6

that you were coming on because you've covered drugs. Absolutely. That's true. That's very

0:34.4

true. Let me ask you a question, and I don't mean to be insulting.

0:39.7

Have you ever done any drugs?

0:41.8

Okay, so listen to me.

0:43.5

I've had a lot of medical problems in my life.

0:46.4

And so naturally, I have been prescribed drugs by my various physicians and psychiatrists

0:53.4

and what have you.

0:54.3

And I've always been fascinated about how so many people feel that they don't do drugs.

1:01.3

And yet what they do to get to their everyday life is drugs.

1:06.2

Like, I tell people that I've taken like, oh, you know what?

1:09.8

I take Prozac. And someone's like, oh, I don't do drugs. And've taken like, oh, you know what? I take Prozac.

1:13.5

And someone's like, oh, I don't do drugs.

1:16.9

And it's like, you drink a coffee every single morning.

1:19.8

And I know you smoke cigarettes sometimes.

1:22.2

And every weekend you drink.

1:25.2

So how are people that say you don't do drugs?

1:27.2

Because all of those things are drugs and any substance.

1:29.3

It's a dangerous thing that you, you know, it's funny because it's true and it's dangerous is that when you're prescribed something by a doctor, then people put it out of their mind and think, well, that doesn't count as a drug.

1:44.1

Exactly.

1:45.0

And you put all your trust into the doctor.

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