Sam is bringing WHO to Christmas?
Staying Relevant
Staying Relevant
4.8 • 5.6K Ratings
🗓️ 25 December 2025
⏱️ 36 minutes
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Summary
It’s Christmas Day, and the boys are feeling festive… ish. 🎄
We chat about when it’s acceptable to bring a new partner home for the holidays, while Sam teases his mysterious festive plans involving a certain Peep… 👀
The boys pick presents for their imaginary daughters, Olive and Rose, and Pete delivers another classic Christmas rant.
Plus, Pete spills the tea on crashing Pippa’s anniversary dinner, announces a compulsory “Pete Day” for 2026, and finally answers the most-asked question of all… what does he actually eat on Christmas Day?!
Oh, and Staying Relevant merch is now available all year round. You’re welcome.
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| 0:00.0 | Hello and welcome to staying relevant the Christmas bonus episode host by two best friends, |
| 0:06.0 | me Sam Thompson and Peter Wex. |
| 0:08.3 | Still wearing off a jam jams. |
| 0:10.8 | So this is Thursday, which means it's Christmas Day. |
| 0:15.5 | It's Christmas bloody day. |
| 0:17.3 | Actually today, if you are listening to this on Christmas Day, you're having a terrible time. |
| 0:30.4 | If you're sat and you've got your granddad's pissed downstairs and your nans falling over and fucking mum's absolutely off her, tits on bailies, |
| 0:39.0 | dad's gone to the pub to get out of the fucking house, you're locked away in your bedroom because you can't stand your fucking cousin who keeps fucking poking the cat or whatever. |
| 0:41.5 | Then I hope you're having a lovely time. |
| 0:47.5 | As this is the bonus episode, you'll be able to watch this on Sunday from 5pm. |
| 0:53.9 | And the Christmas main episode will have come out Christmas Eve from 5pm, which last night which is Wednesday so you'll be |
| 0:54.5 | able to catch us on a Monday Wednesday Thursday Sunday even through Christmas we don't let |
| 1:00.3 | you down no do you know what we like to we always give us I would just like to point out as well |
| 1:06.3 | that staying relevant has not missed a main or a bonus for the entire year. |
| 1:13.2 | That's really nice, actually. Yeah, we haven't missed one. |
| 1:15.8 | Not missed one. |
| 1:16.8 | Just wherever we've been, whatever we've done, we have made sure we have put our episodes. |
| 1:22.4 | Some of you might enjoy that. |
| 1:23.6 | Some of you are probably like, have a break, let's. |
| 1:25.5 | We've made sure we've ruined your day consistently every single year. Make of you are probably like, have a break, let's. We've made sure. We've ruined your |
| 1:27.5 | day consistently every single year. |
| 1:30.7 | Make sure you rate review, do all of that sort of crap, you know, to |
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