Hey everybody, it's Sean Hayes. I'm here with Jason Baitman and Will Arnett and this

is a show called Smart List where one of us brings on a surprise guest that the other

you don't know about and it's super fun and here we go, is that good?

Just chat like you're a normal human being Sean, can you do that for like a minute? Is

that possible? I've got to do you have a stop on you can go. I have this pair of shorts

that I wear and I get embarrassed for myself because they're on the verge of being too

short like the 1970s. Do you prefer short shorts or like longboard shorts? Well, this is

going to sound like I'm quoting a song but I like short shorts. You mean for all the

80 plus listeners? I like a short short. If you're asking me honestly, I do like a short

I'm asking you're just fucking disgusting. Thank you. You would wear a den of loss just

to show off your legs and your tan. That's true. And my, I was under said to me today she

said, you have the smallest tan line like I wear a G string, which I don't. You kind of

do. I'd love to. Have you ever worn a G string? You look like you look like you would wear

it confidently and people would be so embarrassed for you. I bought a speedo. When I went to

France, I bought a speedo as a bit and I wore it a little bit. My friend's like, dude,

you've got to stop with the speedo. It was so gross. So well, if you and I were on a deserted

island together, how long before you made the first move? How long is the expected life

expectancy? I'm the on the island on the island. I don't know. Maybe like maybe like three

years. Okay. So you're looking at me for three years. How long before you go? Hey, that

looks I'd like to hit that. Two years and three hundred and sixty four days. If we knew

that at three years, it was over. I guess it'll the last day. The last day, we like, I could

hit that. Just her fuck it for the last day. Yeah. Fuck it. What do I care? Okay. There's Jason

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