Hello, listener. Welcome to Smart List. This is a podcast that is basically it's a little

chat show and there's there's three dumb dudes asking dumb questions to a slightly smarter

guest. And this guest is a mystery to two of the question askers.

I've never brought this up before, but your tone sounds like an information video at like

at a funeral home. Yeah. Well, I'm just trying to get on with it, you know?

This is what you can expect in the funeral process.

Yeah, but I don't even know why we're still doing explanations or what the podcast is.

People know what they're tuning into. Just ask them to listen to like a credit sequence

of a show. Like they get it. They know where they're at. Get on with the story, right?

Yeah. Just let's just start the episode. It's all new smart list. Welcome, listener.

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It's Jason. Are you sleepy today? Yeah. No, I'm just what I have been angel. You know what

I've realized I'm 51 years old. I think I'm moody. I think I've realized it's taken.

I mean, you guys have known me for a while. Am I a little late to this realization?

It must have gone to your junk box because you're the last to get the memo. Yeah. I'm a

real squeaky wheel for no reason. We know. There's absolutely no reason for me to be in a

bad mood today. Sometimes he's a real grumper. What is, and I say this with all respect

to those who seriously suffer from it? But what is the definition of bipolar? Is one

of no if I can self diagnose? I think it's your highs are real high and your lows are

real low. And you become manic. Right. Can you self diagnose? Or do you have to ask

up friends that you're close to me? You just asked me. Yeah. What's your opinion? Do

I qualify for that? Let's take you to watch you take a sip of that. Okay. So that's

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