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Steve Allen - A Little Bit Extra

Sam Allardyce: "There's corruption and lies everywhere you turn, the only decent and honest thing you get is LBC"

Steve Allen - A Little Bit Extra

Global

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.3808 Ratings

🗓️ 28 September 2016

⏱️ 12 minutes

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Summary

Just for the podcasters - a little bit extra from the acerbic wit of London's longest-serving talkshow host!

Transcript

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0:00.0

This is a download from LBC, Steve Allen's Little Bit Extra.

0:05.7

Morning everybody, welcome along to your free podcast for today. It's Wednesday, the 28th of September.

0:10.3

What a show. What a day, Shimon Perez. I never thought I'd be sitting here announcing the death of Shimon Peres at the age of 93. I mean, that's fantastic. That is fantastic. And his legacy will live on.

0:24.2

He wanted peace. You know, it's nice to have a goal in life that you stick to for ages and ages.

0:29.0

So as somebody pointed out at the end of the program, you ever thought of running your own party and calling it the, I've had enough party.

0:34.6

It's just, you can't believe anything that anybody says to you, can you? There's corruption and lies everywhere you turn. Matt, the only decent, honest thing you get is LBC. At least you can hear what people think about something. They might be wrong some of the time, but very rarely, very rarely. And we also had the good news about Cliff Richard, which is fantastic, that finally CPS have seen sense, and they've gone no original thing stands.

0:56.0

And so let's have enough of it. I want to know the people who've been coming up with this clap trap.

1:00.8

I want to see what history they've got. I suspect it might be sort of serious illness in the family.

1:06.5

It's just not right, is it? Just not right. Anyway, good news for him. Very good news for him. But bad news for somebody who says, I bought my Euro lottery ticket and found the price had gone up to £2.50 a ticket. Yes, it's got... Sally says, I wish I'd got into football management. So much easier. So much easier. Yes, the chance of winning the Euro millions, 145 million to one.

1:28.3

I'd let you know that, just in case you thought that you were going to stand a good chance. I shall buy a ticket as well. We all like to have a little ticket, don't you? Don't we? Peter Andre's pregnant wife, Emily, debuts her baby bum. Not up the duff again, is she? Good, God, in heaven. So here she is out with poor old Peter.

1:26.2

She now thinks she's a bit of a celebrity, so she sort of goes out. He just looks as though he's an ageing person. I think she could end up being his carer, really. But Katie Price admits she was obsessed with him. She has to say that, because all the other ones absolutely hate her. Not one person that she ever finished with. I don't think he's over keen on her either. And so they say he looked every inch the doting father. I mean, he's 43 now. She's 27. He's aging by the day. Goodness sake. Anyway, Emily, they say, taking well to pregnancy. Well, she's been there before, isn't she? Can't be much yet. Does she actually go to work now? She's just sort of a baby machine so they can get stories in the magazines. Because there's,

2:21.7

Katie Price is pictured here with poor old Peter Andre. It's an old picture, which I think must

2:28.3

have been taken some years ago. Katie Price said she was obsessed with her husband.

3:24.3

She's also revealed she's planning to have an honest chat with him to discuss what went wrong. Pete, stay well away from her. She's evil. Evil witch. Don't go anywhere nearer because she'll flog that. She'll be recording it secretly and she'll put it in a book. So if you're that dumb to go back and if I was Emily, if you go anywhere nearer, I'd ditch you immediately because you're not to be trusted. It's as simple as that. Anyway, of her subsequent relationships, Alex Reed and Leandro Penner, and she says all these people trying to fill a gap, no dear, you were, you were little Miss Desperado, little Miss Sadness, Little Miss Lonely. she's admitted, she hopes to have a sit down and have a chat about the breakdown in her marriage. No, the problem is you, dear, as you well known. It's just that you're too stupid to realize it. Actually, stupid has been my favorite word on the program today after the stupid taxi driver this morning. You know, I've met some thick people. This one kind of took the biscuit. If he ever arrives with me again, I'll be sending him away very quickly. I'm not sitting in a car with an idiot like that, thank you. David Beckham, leaving a gym with a photographer. I mean, what do they do, sit outside the gym, or does he just, they get out the same car? And he worked up a sweat with his beloved soul cycle.

4:16.0

And he's previously admitted being, why don't you just do it at home, love? Stop trying to show off all the time. It's just ridiculous. Nobody's interested in you. I mean, they now call him the former Man United superstar. God, never, that was years ago. Romeo Beckham. Cool, I wondered about that. You know, I predicted it. I predicted it, didn't I? Do you remember I said we had Brooklyn Beckham, then we had crews, and nobody had, nobody had mentioned Romeo Beckham at all. I said, perhaps he was the forgotten one in the family. They very quickly sorted that one out, because here he is, with a photographer in a park and in a London skate park. Did they not go to school? Are they, what sort of schooling have they got?

4:18.0

Anyway, Romeo was there and Brooklyn with his funny hair.

4:22.0

And so now they head here and they say that Romeo is a 14-year-old model.

4:27.0

Is he really? Well, there you go.

4:30.0

Showing off his talents. A 14-year-old model? I don't think so. It's hilarious though, isn't it? They like to think they're a very talented family. Nicole Scherzinger, joined by Calvin Harris for the judge's house auditions. He returns to the X-Fact. He was given a lifetime band by Simon Cowell, but they suddenly realised they wanted some sort of publicity.

4:49.0

So Nicole Scherzinger, is that as big as a toothbrush, with these odd little boysies.

4:54.4

As I say, it's trying to work out which one's are gay and which one's a heterosexual.

4:58.0

And I tell you, looking at the picture, it's a toughy call on this one.

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