Salty Utah Queens - The Declaration of Rindompendence (RHOSLC S6E12)

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🗓️ 5 December 2025

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

Lara and Carey are back in the vortex of Utah to hitch a ride on the covered wagons of our Saltiest of Queens. But first, they discuss Bryan Johnson’s cringey declaration of love towards his longtime girlfriend/immortality assistant, shattering Lara’s plan to woo him.

On RHOSLC, Bronwyn continues her impeccable revenge campaign against Mr. Farts (Todd) and Muzzy by fetching Todd at the airport in a sloth costume and forcing Muzzy to mail Pride flags to protest anti-LGBTQ laws in Utah, much to Muzzy’s Mormon chagrin. Whitney laments her money woes to Justin and — though futile — attempts to extract herself from Entity; Heather prepares her younger daughter for college and readies herself for an empty nest Cumspringa. In the spirit of her impending American citizenship, Bronwyn assembles the ladies for a “Spill the Tea Party” where they reenact the Boston Tea Party and confess to the gossip they’ve spread about each other. Meredith’s plane meltdown comes into question again, as Whitney accuses her of being a pill-popping booze head, leading Meredith to whip out drug tests to clear her name. Then, in the spirit of Utah, Ruby Franke and Jodi Hildebrandt make a shocking cameo…

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1:32.9	in the last recording really yeah i didn't notice well we had to like shift the schedule around
1:40.2	normally we record at like 11 a.m which is a great an hour that I feel pep in my step.
1:47.9	Literally the probably most worthless time of day for me is the exact window in which we recorded today.
1:57.4	3 p.m. and 3 a.m. are both the witching hours. And nothing good happens at 3 p.m.
2:02.1	No. And it's like it's a fight to the death for me.
2:06.4	Try not to just pass the time and like a scroll or like conk out like just dissociate until it's like seven.
2:14.4	Well, I tricked myself. I brought a change and outfit change and that actually made me feel fresh to just change my shirt. Mm-hmm. I was like, I had to trick my mind into being like. The things are different now. Things are different now. No, there's no tricking. I can't like sartorially trick myself. I'm still changing, yeah, I'm still changing clothes like multiple times a day and it does nothing.
2:37.0	We live in Alaska.
2:38.4	It feels, I'm telling you.
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