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🗓️ 27 September 2024
⏱️ 85 minutes
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0:00.0 | Doles. Hello. Hello again. I need to talk about something. What? I need to talk about how men on the road are little bitches. They're like |
0:09.2 | cunty. Driving? Yeah. What have you experienced? Today on the way here. I was on the 101. |
0:15.0 | And I was merging into a lane with my right, my left turn signal. My right turn signal. Did you get on at Highland no no just I was just on |
0:26.0 | 101 and I was changing lanes because there was a car coming up behind me |
0:29.6 | and as I'm doing that this little black Corvette suddenly goes, makes a left right in front of me, |
0:36.2 | doesn't have their turn signal on. So I honked the horn, just not even long, I just went like, |
0:40.2 | boop, these two bros are in the Corvette and then the one guy in lock size with me in his |
0:46.0 | rear view and he goes and then his friend goes. |
0:48.3 | Whoa and I was just like whoa so I slowed down because I was like I feel like if I move up they're gonna like throw tomatoes at me |
0:56.2 | So I got a little intimidated I was like Mike I didn't you you're the one in the wrong you know what I mean and then I get onto the street that our |
1:07.0 | studios on which is like not a highway but it's like a busy road they have to be careful on and everyone you know I'm driving the speed limit and all of a sudden this doctor this like |
1:19.6 | butch-looking calabassus ass man in scrubs suddenly appears in front of me in the middle |
1:25.8 | of the road to go to some coffee shop right in front of my car and I stop and I beat the |
1:31.8 | horn at him. |
1:33.1 | And then I slowed down to like get my, |
1:34.7 | and he just turns right next to my car and he goes. |
1:39.0 | Damn, everyone came for you today. |
1:41.0 | And so I went, and he this fucking tan-ass like middle-aged |
1:46.1 | doctor who probably lives in Calabassas and like works here at like a plastic |
1:49.8 | surgery place or something and I was just like you fucking bitch you're the one that just |
1:54.6 | ran in the middle of the right you know what I mean jaywalking which is like whatever but |
1:59.0 | like do it at least when there's not a car coming and he he but he just proudly and he just went he'd had enough of you. |
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