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Cashing in with T.J. Miller

T.J. Miller, Cash Levy, Myles Lasco

Comedy Interviews, Stand-up, Comedy

4.8 • 1.9K Ratings

🗓️ 29 July 2014

⏱️ 96 minutes

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Cash and TJ talk about Children of the Corn, Gandhi, Sean Connery, Mark Walberg, Night at the Museum, Robert Redford, tambourine hands, igloos, creme corn, biscotti, brownie envy, identity theft, and ask the question, “Is working in a kissing booth the second oldest profession?” Geologists have concluded that this episode never existed, fight for your right to listen anyway… Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Okay, so this is our double live episode from Omaha, Nebraska, but we're releasing it all at one time.
0:07.6	So pace yourself for God's sake.
0:10.6	You know, listen to part of it this week and then next week listen to it backwards and
0:16.1	sideways.
0:17.1	We'll have a new episode for you on August 12th.
0:20.9	Also if you want to see us live, we're doing one more show this summer and it's tomorrow night at the American
0:24.8	Comedy Club in San Diego. Stand up starts at 8 p.m. and the podcast is to follow.
0:31.2	So bring a pinata. See you there.
0:33.0	Now entering Nurdist.com.
0:38.0	Answering Nurdist.com.
0:41.0	Answering the questions you don't have.
0:47.0	Deep conversations in the shallow end.
0:52.0	Two men with lots of ideas. in the shallow end.
0:57.0	Two men with lots of ideas and less than an hour.
1:05.0	Intelligent-ish. This is, this is caching in with T.J. Miller. Ladies and gentlemen of the jury
1:15.0	We're here to discuss the innocence of my client,
1:18.0	TJ Miller.
1:20.0	As his counsel, I've already admitted that
1:22.0	T.J Miller did steal the largest woolly mammoth fossil in North American history,
1:27.0	which happens to have been in the museum right here in the great state of Nebraska.
1:31.0	But I contend that my client is innocent of premeditated fossil theft
1:36.0	that this entire trial has been one big birdbath conversation. A complete waste of our time. You've heard the facts. We know
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