Hey, Saltine. Doesn't Leo look stupid? Very stupid. You guys are dumb. You look, uh, you guys are both. You look like you're playing dress up, you know? I am a baseball player and I have an audition and I go full uni. Oh, okay. I go full uni. You have an, you have an audition? Yeah, I got an audition later. And it's weird because SAG's going to, everybody's on strike, but I don't know. Money shot three. the guy's going to jizz on us

It's not money You have an audition? Yeah, I got an audition later. And it's weird because Sags going to everybody.

Everybody's on strike, but I don't know.

Money shot three.

That guy's going to jizz on his face.

It's not MoneyShot three. Okay. And it's not money ball either. It's a commercial. All right. I'm not going to, I'm not going to say what it is. But I'm big time. I have an agent in the Hollywood

in Hollywood sphere

and he sends me out for big projects.

Hollywood sphere.

Yeah.

Wow, that sounded like a downgrading. I'm imagining now a guy with a, like he works out of his studio apartment in Tarzana. Well, the office happens to be on Sunset Boulevard, where my agent hangs out. It's a long street. He street he goes he gets he fucking does coke and he

fucking parties with the heavyweights in hollywood i'll tell you that all right yeah all right

spry sucking some dick too really leo what i'm sorry he was all on the podcast i'm not chasing

tail on you're chasing tail on you're chasing tail he was hitting me up dude about leo's getting

texts right now while he's defending himself for having a dirt bag bottom wrong agent. I don't. It's not, he's not a dirt bag. He is, he is doing the right drugs with the right people to get me an opportunity. Leo, how many times has he been like, Hey man, I haven't made a dime off you in three and a half years.

And then I landed the fucking, then I landed.

What did I land, dude?

Something that was seen by at least 50 million people.

Little Kisers, little skeezers.

How many times before Little Caesars did he desperately try to talk you into gay porn?

Well, my other agent does send me out on some nude stuff, and I was in the running to be, my penis was going to be shown to Sophia Viragar. Remember that? Yeah. And my other agent does that, but he is a commercial agent, Danny, and he can't, there is no gay porn in the commercial world. That's not his thing. What about for those HIV prevention pills? Well, I would do that if he put me, if I had to go and say that I, I have Hiv. And if I don't take prep, I could give it to someone else. You know, I would do that 100% in on a national, that be the funniest thing about it. Well, he's definitely sent you to like a gay Hollywood Hills party, right? No, unfortunately he hasn't, but he's working it for me. You know what I mean? He's blowing the cocks.

He's doing sent you to like a gay Hollywood Hills party, right? No, unfortunately he hasn't, but he's working it for me.

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