Salt Water Crabs
Almost Friday Podcast
Almost Friday Media
4.7 • 674 Ratings
🗓️ 25 April 2024
⏱️ 62 minutes
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| 0:33.9 | to crush it, I needed a website now. Thankfully, Bluehost made it easy. I customized, optimized, and monetized everything exactly how I wanted with AI. In minutes, my site was up. I couldn't believe it. The search engine tools even helped me get more site visitors. Whatever your passion project is, you can set it up with Bluehost. With their 30-day money-back guarantee, what do you |
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| 1:24.2 | Be the hero this Mother's Day. Go to Ora. Let's get into the episode. I didn't point |
| 1:28.1 | at any camera. I pointed between the two. What the hell, Will? |
| 1:33.4 | Will, wake up. Have your Celsius. William, wake up. |
| 1:37.4 | Dude, Spider-Man, but he got bit on the dick. That's a good bit. That's a hilarious bit. |
| 1:43.9 | Spider-Man, but... That could be how I launched my stand-up career finally. Spider-Man. Can you guys close your eyes so I can get something onto this computer without you guys seeing? Yeah. Please don't look. You're going to ruin it. You just ruined our Spider-Man? I wouldn't want to ruin the surprise. Like how you just ruined our Spider-Man bit. Yeah. |
| 2:01.1 | You ruin our Spider-Man bit where he gets bit on the tip of his dick. |
| 2:04.6 | And when he has to shoot webs, it has to come out of his dick. And if he has a small dick, it makes it even harder for him. That's hilarious. What did I ruin about it? You jumped. We were on a row. We were riffing. Yeah. Oh my God, like right now. |
| 2:16.0 | There was a calm, beautiful river, |
| 2:18.1 | and you threw a dead baby onto it. |
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