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That's Spooky

Salt-N-Salt

That's Spooky

Tyler Hyde & Johnny Cann | Morbid Network

True Crime, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.92.5K Ratings

🗓️ 17 May 2023

⏱️ 113 minutes

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Summary

Sorry to anybody with dreams! This week Johnny and Tyler discuss the death and burial of Neysi Perez, as well as the Andrée Arctic Balloon Expedition. Plus: Swedish Death Cleaning is making an impact, a pet owner's nightmare in BC, and we finally admit that we're Deadites. Join the Secret Society That Doesn't Suck for exclusive weekly mini episodes, livestreams, and a whole lot more! patreon.com/thatsspooky Check out our new and improved apparel store with tons of new designs! thatsspooky.com/store Check out our website for show notes, photos, and more at thatsspooky.com Follow us on Instagram for photos from today’s episode and all the memes @thatsspookypod We're on Twitter! Follow us at @thatsspookypod Don’t forget to send your spooky stories to thatsspookypod@gmail.com

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0:00.0

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0:06.0

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0:09.0

You're listening to a Movid Network podcast.

0:30.0

Hi, everyone. Welcome to that spooky. I'm Johnny. I'm Tyler. And this is a weekly podcast that started as a salt and pepper trippy act. Yeah. Yeah. We were called salt and salt. Yes. We were. Yeah. And Tina Knowles made all of our outfits. Absolutely. But not the Tina Knowles.

0:59.0

We, she's lovely. She was my beard for a few years in high school and.

1:06.0

Tina shout out. Hi. Thanks for the couture. How are we doing today? I'm doing good. Yeah. I'm feeling as fresh as the TKO original. Absolutely. I think that this is like the first week that we don't have to be like. Yeah. Yeah.

1:21.0

Yeah. Though I will say my throat's still a little scratchy. Whatever you have tea. I do. I have tea. I have red wool and I have water. Yeah. Absolutely. And you know what?

1:31.0

We're recording this. Evil Dead Rise is out on like digital download. Now I know. Yeah. As though the cinematic release of Evil Dead Rise perfectly lined up with our sickness. It's true. I think that there's something

1:46.0

that's not as likely linked to that. I think there might be maybe we are deadites and we don't even know it. I think so. It's happening. Okay. Well, can we just see how this show goes then? Well, don't worry. I've already put away the cheese grater.

1:58.0

Totally. And I'll let you know if you start to turn. Thanks. Yeah. Totally. One of us might have to bash the other ones head in. Anyway, we'll talk about that later. Do you want to get into it? I want to get into it.

2:08.0

Well, do you have any spooky gay bullshit that you want to cover today? I don't. Beautiful. I kind of knew that anyway. Is that was a trick question?

2:14.0

Uh-huh. Because I actually brought two topics. So hope you're ready. I'm ready. I hope you have an open heart and maybe a relatively full stomach. I'm just going to say we're going to talk about a dog eating poop. Oh, I'm sorry. It's going to nasty. Yeah. Yeah. So you know what you're in for in the next two or three minutes.

2:33.0

That's not your bag. Yeah. Anyway, so I'm going to story that comes out of Vancouver that is definitely going to hit close to home for any dog owners out there. And kind of serves as a solid reminder as to why pet insurance can literally be a life saver. Okay. And I think that this is the first for our conversations today. Like we talk about a lot of weird stuff. Um, but this I've never come across anything like this before. So this all started out last night.

3:02.0

I started out last November in 2022 when a resident of Vancouver and in Chloe Werner was out further nightly walk with her dog, a French bulldog named Rizzo. Oh, Rizzo is she PG. No, pass it on. Stop dragging Rizzo's name around. They're a French bulldog.

3:22.0

So I was going to say they're a French bulldog dog, but then I got to the first dog and I went, oh, that's enough. What kind of dog is your dog? It's a dog dog. Yeah, it's a French bulldog dog. Yeah. You know, it's a German shepherd dog dog. Yeah, totally. Yeah, it's an old English sheep dog dog. Yeah, it's a dog and dog dog. Totally. Okay. That's stupid. See, I'm saying the ones with dog actually like in their pet name right in their in their breed name. Wait, what's the dog you get? I'm confused a French bulldog. Yeah. Oh, I see. Yeah. So then would they just be a French bull?

3:52.0

Dog. You know what? If everybody's part of the American kind of club, the Canadian kind of club, if you are a part of the veterinary sciences community, right?

4:00.6

And let us know inquiring minds need to figure this shit out. Yeah. Anyway, so moving forward, the more important part of this whole thing is that all of a sudden when Chloe was out on their nightly walk with Rizzo, Rizzo, all of a sudden was afflicted with a rather horrifying bout of seizures. Oh, no.

4:21.0

And this was not characteristic of Rizzo, according to Chloe, she said in an interview, quote, she was having seizures. She couldn't stand upright. She just flopped over to her side and was shaking. Rizzo was a healthy, strong dog. And this is a dog that had no control over her body.

4:36.8

And quote, scary. Absolutely. Everyone's worst nightmare, if you own a dog or even if you love dogs, whatever. So from their Rizzo was taken into a 24 hour emergency vet in the area,

4:49.2

because you know, they're in the kind of place where you would have that. Yes. And they were able to rather quickly deduce the culprit after some tests. Turns out Rizzo had eaten something that they shouldn't have. They had eaten poop. But not the regular fair. It turns out because upon testing, they discovered that Chloe's dog, Rizzo, was testing positive for methamphetamine in their bladder. Oh, no.

5:16.6

Yeah, not part of a dog's daily diet. So anyway, it turns out that Rizzo had ingested the meth by eating human feces that were contaminated with the drug.

5:30.9

I didn't even know that was possible. Neither did I. Didn't know it came out that way. I mean, it makes sense. It's, you know, it's excrement from the body, et cetera, whatever. Like if you do enough of something, it's going to, if you eat enough carrots, right?

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