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🗓️ 13 March 2025
⏱️ 75 minutes
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0:00.0 | I'm trying to get in to get Botox, and they're saying that I can't. |
0:06.2 | She's booked, and I'm just like, guys, I can't. |
0:08.8 | I need some Botox. |
0:09.9 | Don't make you do it yourself. |
0:11.7 | I'm not, I will. |
0:12.6 | You know what I mean? |
0:13.3 | I'll order that shit online. |
0:14.9 | Also, you know what else I, like, recently saw, and I'm kind of obsessed with it. Has anyone seen these like salmon sperm facials where they like |
0:23.2 | inject salmon sperm into your fucking face? So gross. But I'm kind of into it. I'm like into |
0:31.7 | anything at this point. Why not? Just do it. You know what I mean? Whatever makes you happy, guys? |
0:37.5 | I don't know what I'm doing, but I'm doing my best. |
0:44.8 | Oh, you know what I was just going to tell you? What? Do you have, do you, you have an iPhone, yes? |
0:49.6 | Mm-hmm. Do you have this, do you have the latest update? I haven't updated because I'm just mad at everything. |
0:55.4 | I'm mad at everything always, yes. |
0:57.4 | Because motherfucker, the email thing that they have now is your, does your email look like |
1:03.6 | this? |
1:04.7 | Like there's like primary and like a little shopping cart and a little message thing and a little |
1:09.1 | horn? |
1:09.5 | No. |
1:09.6 | No. |
1:09.6 | Okay. |
1:09.7 | I don't know what the fuck this is or how |
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