Salmon, iOS & Saoirse: Tuesday, May 19th, 2026
The Toast
Dear Media
4.3 • 33.9K Ratings
🗓️ 19 May 2026
⏱️ 68 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Good morning girlies, it's the toast. |
| 0:07.0 | It's Jackson Claude and we're your host. |
| 0:13.0 | It's your favorite show, the fast-five things you need to know. |
| 0:18.0 | We'll start your day off, swirly. |
| 0:21.1 | It's the toast. |
| 0:22.9 | I sound amazing. |
| 0:24.9 | Welcome back to The Toast and happy Tuesday. |
| 0:27.6 | I'm choosing and I choose you today, tomorrow, and forever. |
| 0:32.0 | That's so beautiful, Co-Journe. |
| 0:33.9 | I'm so glad to see this sunny environment has influenced a sunny disposition. Absolutely. Lots to be excited about today. One, we're together. We're together. We're together. Again, in studio. So if you're listening, like, feel free to watch your girls swirl around. Even though if you watch every day, like, it does sort of feel like we're together. It's always a pargy viewing experience, but this is just extra fun. That's beautiful. It's lots to be excited about today. One major launch for the Sprit Society team, as you can see, the boxes behind us have changed, you guys. We teased sort of, like we were overhyping, but I do think that the product and the launch, like, demands the hype that we gave it. |
| 1:11.5 | We are launching a brand-new product. |
| 1:12.9 | I don't think we overhyped. |
| 1:13.6 | I literally think that's actually a flaw of ours. That we don't hype enough. We don't hype enough. Because this is like an industry-changing product. It is a skinny spritz. That's our new launch. As you can see the boxes behind me. It's a skinny sprits. It's the classic Italian sprits that you know and love, but we made it skinny. That's right. It's 100 calories. No added sugar. Part delicious definition is like skinny girl summer is here. Spritz girl summer is here. No added sugar. Huge. None. Not one. Like it's poured over a glass of ice. Like it looks like a sprits. Yeah. So we're having a skinny girl summer. It's available exclusively at Target. We filmed a commercial. It's on the Sprits Instagram. Like it's hilarious. |
| 1:44.6 | And. looks like a spritz. Yeah. So we're having a skinny girl summer. It's available exclusively at Target. |
| 1:45.4 | We filmed a commercial. |
| 1:46.5 | It's on the sprits Instagram. |
| 2:01.2 | Like it's hilarious. And yeah, sort of like big things happening here over at Toast HQ. Watch this space. Grab a spritz and make it a skinny. Don't grab a spoon. Grab a spitz. Yeah. I love that. So many things I want to talk to you about from yesterday's episode. |
| 2:01.6 | Okay. |
| 2:17.5 | The first is that I got a lot of feedback about who Jo Ellen looks like. And I actually feel bad for Joellen that we like open up this. It's the rudest thing you could do. It's like Claudia's worst nightmare. Like everyone sound off with who you think Jo Ellen looks like. But it's like bothering me so much. |
| 3:07.6 | And while I don't think anybody really got it 100%... No, nobody scratched the itch that I'm thinking. The most popular answer and the one I see the most is Topanga, Danielle Fischel. So I agree she does look like Topanga, but it must be somebody in my personal life. Mm-hmm. Because nobody really got it. Well, Joelle and herself has said that she looks like a mix of Topanga and Teresa Judeyce. Which is, yes, she does. Look at the cast photo. Look at the cast photo. Oh, yeah. I got a new iPad, everyone, because I left mine in New York. And like, we always need more iPads at Toast HQ. And I just want to say I spent the morning setting up an iPad. And I wish everybody who like who was a part of making this iPad and the setup system. I wish them the worst things in their life. Like seriously, the way my morning was fucking ruined having to get my Apple ID and setting up a passcode. And then like all my texts got on here even though I explicitly said, don't trans her anything. Miserable morning. |
| 3:25.5 | Sorry, what was I doing on my, what was I doing? Look at the cast photo for Rory because she does look like Teresa Duda. There's a sprinkle of Teresa in there, Trey. Someone said she looks like America Ferreira. Claudia didn't like that call, but I did. Her cast photo, like with all the women or alone. Some people say she looks like Olivia Osh, right? Oh, she does have Olivia Oshre sprinkled into her. |
| 3:26.4 | She's like... And I just want to say, |
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