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The Late Show Pod Show with Stephen Colbert

Salman Rushdie | Snooze Criminal

The Late Show Pod Show with Stephen Colbert

CBS

News, Comedy, Comedy Interviews, News Commentary, Tv & Film

4.41.6K Ratings

🗓️ 16 April 2024

⏱️ 25 minutes

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Summary

Stephen has a new accountant, the former president’s criminal trial kicked off in New York City, and Billy Joel fans were left in shock when a broadcast of the artist’s concert came to an abrupt end on Sunday night. Renowned author Salman Rushdie shares details about the stabbing attack that nearly took his life. Stick around for more with Salman Rushdie and learn more about the attack in his new book, “Knife: Meditations After An Attempted Murder.” Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

This episode is brought to you by Krakhan.

0:03.0

crypto is like finance, but different.

0:06.0

It doesn't care when you invest, trade or save, do it on weekends,

0:11.0

or at 5 a.m.

0:12.0

Or on Christmas Day, at 5 a.m. or on Christmas day at 5 a.m.

0:15.2

crypto is finance for everyone everywhere all the time.

0:19.4

Visit crackin.com slash see what crypto can be to learn more

0:22.8

don't invest unless you're prepared to lose all the money you invest this is a high risk investment and you should not expect to be protected if something goes wrong

0:30.0

John Stewart is back at the Daily Show which means he's also back in our ears on the Daily Show Ears Edition podcast

0:36.6

Listen to the Daily Show Ears Edition wherever you get your podcasts or podcasts. People are excited because it is tax day and if you haven't filed yet you have

0:58.7

21 minutes good luck there's a lot of confusion about what you can minutes. Good luck.

1:03.0

There's a lot of confusion about what you can and cannot claim as deductions

1:06.0

as there is every year.

1:08.0

And the Washington Post has compiled some of the things folks tried to write off

1:12.0

and there are a few doosies. For example, one client... some of the things folks tried to ride off

1:12.8

and there are a few doosies.

1:13.9

For example, one client wanted to deduct the cost of doggy treats

1:17.6

and toys at their office because it was their business mascot. Turns out that is not allowed.

1:25.0

They have to be employees.

1:27.0

That's why I just gave my dog Benny a full-time job as the Late Show Accountants.

1:31.0

Yep. show accountants. Yeah. He's down on 10, down on 8, where is he?

1:38.0

Down there?

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