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Welcome to the Eric Muttaxe Show,

each the show where the announcer Todd Wilterson gets to say whatever he wants.

Before they tackle him and subdue him with large padded blankets so that Eric can press on to center stage

and pretend to be all sophisticated.

Although he's fooling absolutely no one.

And now your 40-belowney sandwich of a host, Eric Muttaxe.

I hate you, Todd Wilterson. I hate you.

Sorry.

Folks, hey, this is the Eric Muttaxe Show,

it's the show about everything. I get to talk about whatever I like.

And one of the things I like is children's books. I've written many children's books myself,

but I have not limited myself to children's books.

I have in the studio a dear friend who has indeed limited herself

to precisely that genre. My friend Sally Lloyd-Jones, Sally, welcome to the program.

Thank you for having me, Owen.

You think they're ever going to lower the background music?

Maybe they're too busy out there.

Hey, Sally, you've written another children's book called Goldfish on Vacation.

And it's just out.

Yeah.

And I typically, when I have a friend on who's done things,

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