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Turtle Time

Salley Collects Chickens for the Chicken Coop (Southern Charm S11 E7 and RHOBH S15 E5 Recap)

Turtle Time

Riley Hamilton and Amy Scarlata

Tv & Film

4.7601 Ratings

🗓️ 16 January 2026

⏱️ 97 minutes

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Summary

On this very special episode of Turtle Time - "Salley Collects Chickens for the Chicken Coop" - we discuss all of the hottest news of the week like Harry Styles bringing disco back, the Ultimate Road Trip cast announcement, Luann DeLesseps kissing someone, and Ariana Madix and Tom Sandoval officially ending Scandoval by agreeing to a settlement. (00:00 - 26:20) We then discuss this week's episode (S11 E7) of Southern Charm - "Counting Your Chickens Before They Hatch". (26:20) And finally, we discuss this week's episode of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (season 15, episode 5) - "Vexed at the Vortex ". (01:05:00) If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the ⁠⁠Turtle Time Patreon⁠⁠ and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on ⁠⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠⁠ or ⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠. And please, if you want to watch some of the fun things we do, subscribe on ⁠YouTube⁠. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Okay, let's get started.

0:05.2

Just raise your glasses high.

0:13.0

This one's sweet turtle time.

0:16.9

Harry Stiles just got diagnosed with disco fever.

0:20.7

That's right, 40 years after disco died, a horrible death at Kaminsky Park in Chicago,

0:26.5

Harry Stiles is now resurrecting its corpse and letting it live again.

0:30.3

His new album is titled The Adventures of Harry the Disco Man,

0:33.3

and it's coming out in March to bring disco into our lives.

0:36.4

Amy, are you going to be taking out your bell bottoms from the closet when this album arrives on March 6th? I never put them away. Me either. I'm not really a Harry Styles stand, though, but are you? No, no, no. No, but, well, I, you know, I like a couple of the songs, but I was just, I'm, like you just said, I felt the same way. I go, I said, like, I, they've been burning a hole in my closet. I've been looking at them every month since 1979 waiting for who's going to resurrect it. Because I remember when DJ Steve Dahl did that disco demolition night. Do you remember?

1:12.6

Horrible time for culture.

1:14.1

It was awful.

1:14.9

He was horrible.

1:18.6

They were running big bulldozers over BG's album stuff.

1:20.1

I was like, this sucks so bad.

1:21.6

And I was ashamed.

1:26.9

And I put my disco hat and stuff in the closet, never to be seen from again.

1:47.5

But I've always been waiting for the time when it can come back. So I'm excited about this. I was, I mean, I don't have anything against Terry Stiles, but I was kind of okay with him being gone for a while. Yeah. Yeah. Well, yeah, and I can't, I can't speak too. I don't know. I don't, you know, you'll wonder why I'm talking about him at the start of the episode.

1:50.9

But yeah, I didn't, I don't really have a huge strong affinity for him either.

1:53.0

I just thought this was interesting news.

2:00.6

Disco in a big way, you know, disco, I think that is the first time somebody said, like, disco is back, right?

2:02.5

I mean, we've had this. The first time somebody said like disco is back right i mean we've had this the first time since studio 54 it's just interesting i don't know you know culturally i'm interested to see how we're

2:09.4

going to all receive this will will his fan base be ready to go back into the disco world will

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