My mission is simple to make you money.

I'm here to level the playing field for all investors.

There's always a more market summer,

and I promise to help you find it.

Man money starts now.

Hey, I'm Kramer. Welcome to Man Money.

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I'll be with my friends. I'm just trying to make a little money.

My job is not just to entertain, but to educate and teach you.

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Tweet me at Jim Kramer. For the first time I can recall,

we're in a vast slowdown within a Titanic boom.

It's such a riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma.

I can't see it any other way, including on daylight today.

This is where the Dow dipped on 35 points,

S&B to climb 0.61%.

Now it's like those 0.63%, but it felt much worse than that.

Right now the data is so contradictory.

We can't tell you the way,

but this paradox will, overwhelmingly, get resolved over time.

Unfortunately, for some ill-advised reason,

we might not have time.

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