Salem Witch Trials

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🗓️ 10 January 2018

⏱️ 42 minutes

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The Salem witch trials were a series of hearings and prosecutions of people accused of witchcraft in colonial Massachusetts between February 1692 and May 1693. The trials resulted in the executionsof twenty people, fourteen of them women, and all but one by hanging. Five others (including two infant children) died in prison.

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0:00.0	Now, the first scene was bearable and everything else was like having a Star Wars movie described
0:09.2	to you by a high teenager.
0:10.9	What about Andy Sandberg with his shirt off, though?
0:13.4	That was pretty awesome.
0:14.5	Silence, demon!
0:16.2	I'm serious.
0:17.2	When I get down from here, I am so good a fuck you.
0:20.4	Right.
0:21.4	Monday, I gotta start sent a calendar thing.
0:23.8	Finally, know what?
0:24.8	Tell these assholes to untie me.
0:26.6	No, no, no, no, no can do, Lucinda.
0:29.4	The only way to keep us all safe from your witchery.
0:32.2	Yeah.
0:33.2	Is it witchery?
0:34.7	Is that the word?
0:35.7	I feel like it's not witch-ness, right?
0:38.9	Witchhood maybe?
0:39.9	Is it witchhood?
0:40.9	Definitely not witch-ness.
0:41.9	No, it's a little help here, please.
0:44.6	Yeah, guys, I know this week's show is on the Salem Witch Trials, but you can't burn
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