I want to point something out to our listeners, the barnacles who've been listening to us for seven years.

Sandy used to be in the galley every episode.

Sometimes, multiple times.

I want to point out that it was our relentless ballbusting that drove her out of that part of the show.

It was us, and you are welcome.

Good. the show. It was us, welcome to Bad TV.

I'm Dylan, and that's Pat.

Permission to come aboard.

Do I sound sexy?

Yes.

Oh, I thought you were going to say sick.

Oh, no, no, no.

Do I sound sexy? No. Yeah, just sick. Mm-hmm. I mean, there's a nasty flu going around. Short for influenza. Fun fact. Kalan, how you doing? I'm doing good. Try not to get sick. Not from you.

It's going around.

The kids. Well, you're going to be sick. You're in a very small room with him, and he's clearly ill. Well, I was last week. I didn't catch it. Yeah. You know, my grandmother used to say, and this is... She's dead. Oh, she's been dead for a while. Yeah. It's an old wives tale. They used to say when you were outside as a little kid and you weren't wearing a jacket,

get out of the cold.

You're going to get a cold. Yeah. I don't think that's how you get a cold. No, I don't think so. But it was such a stupid thing. No, but there is some, some, you know, scientific backing to, you know. Wouldn't Eskimos get sick all the time? Well, they're acclimated to the cold weather.

I mean, listen, if I had to gum down whale blubber, that would make me sick.

Not those people.

They love it.

I've never seen an attractive Eskimo, by the way.

Oh, they're beautiful.

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