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Our parents are older. They're older than us. Yeah, and I guess they're technically elderly, isn't that weird?

They're definitely elderly, yeah, but they don't act like it. So they get a lot of these awful like predatory

telemarketers calling them trying to trick them into buying things or

giving away their credit card information and grammar used to get a lot of those and it drove me nuts.

It made me so mad. I'd relish answering one of those calls because I still love to do

keep them on the phone as long as possible and make them waste their time. You say it like it's a past tense thing,

but you still do it. I know. I know. I don't know why I said that. So they call and they'd be like,

yes, we want to, and I always click one. I always want to talk to somebody and they'd say,

yes, are you in them? If you don't want your life to be over, you know, buy this credit, get this credit card and give me your

credit. Oh, and I go, yes, what I don't want that to happen. Well, okay, then give us your

information and what type of computer do you currently use? Computer. That's the thing with the,

oh, yes, my grandson got me one of those. You know, I just play like a lot like an old lady.

That's a really good old lady. Oh, really? I do a pretty good old lady. I bet you convinced them.

I do for as long and then they find out, you know, because it just becomes absurd and they'll say,

sometimes I had one guy say, well, fuck, he said fuck, and we said, they've said really awful things.

Once the jig is up and they realize they've wasted their time. I think it's noble of you to do that

to protect our parents. I would say the problem with it is you might be getting them on, in other

lists. That's like, because then they go into the category of, oh, if you call this number, they'll pick up.

I know. Instead of they don't pick up. I was correct in doing the past tense because I did

kind of stop doing that because of that reason. Well, now you're a hero. And I, you know, I think

sometimes about Glenn, I like Glenn Gary Glenn Ross, like, I'm, they're on some list. They're like

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