Did you have that moment in school when they talked about the resurrection or the crucifixion?

And you go, dude, why didn't he just fight everybody if he has all these superpowers?

I remember we had a discussion like that in my grade school because we're like,

yo, couldn't he just like fuck everybody up?

Not in like Sunday school in like, well, because I went to a Lutheran school. Oh, that makes sense then. And I wasn't, I didn't, I'm not, my parents aren't religious. So like, I'm learning all this shit in school. And I'm like, what? Dude, You guys just said he had all these superpowers.

And we're like, how come he didn't stop that?

Like, couldn't you just say no?

There are these things like, superpowers. And we're like,

how come he didn't stop that? Like, couldn't you just say no? There are these things called the Gnostic

Gospels that were in the Bible for like when the Bible was first being written and then got

edited out. And in those, Jesus has like legit superpowers. Like one time when he's a kid, he just, like, kills somebody with the way by the end.

Like, fucking, you know, he's in Slytherin or something.

And I think, yeah, he can do, like, shit.

And I feel like they might have edited those out because otherwise it doesn't, like, make when he can't when he chooses not to fight back. Yeah. You know what I mean? So they just keep his things more like magiciany like as opposed to like, Hey, you want some more fish? Yeah. Yeah. It's more. You need some more loaves of bread. He's like a fun party guy.

More food and water-based.

Yeah.

His superpower is just like throwing sick parties.

I mean, he brought a guy back from the dead.

You know what I mean?

They're like, no, I don't talk about that part too much. Well, and he did do that to himself.

So he's like kind of, you know, keeps it.

He can do... true you know keeps it he can't do the teacher saying it's like well did he actually

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