Sagittarius Season, Spray Tans, and Kris Jenner Dreams

Stassi

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Society & Culture, Talk Radio, Tv & Film

4.4 • 15K Ratings

🗓️ 3 December 2025

⏱️ 71 minutes

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Summary

Stassi and C-O-Lo kick things off with birthday shoutouts for the December Saggies and immediately get into zodiac talk—Stassi swears she’s a Capricorn, Lo insists she’s 100 percent Cancer. Then it's Stassi’s first spray tan since Sports Illustrated: she asked zero questions, slept in it anyway, and now her hands are a few shades darker than her face. Lo’s cruise-ship documentary binge somehow leads them into James Cameron manipulating Leo DiCaprio into Titanic, Stassi’s disaster-movie era, their favorite easy holiday watches, and a full-blown debate about what Kris Jenner’s daily routine actually looks like.

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0:00.0	Podcast Land.
0:12.4	Podcast land.
0:13.3	Happy birthday, you December, Sagis.
0:18.4	Ooh.
0:19.7	Sagittarius is. Right? Yeah. Yeah. I think we're in Sagittarius. I think we're in it now. I think so too. I don't know much about Sagittarius is. They're so mysterious. All I know is that I think they like to travel. We all like to travel. Some people don't. Really? Yes. Actually, you're right. my dad doesn't like to travel some people don't really yes actually you're right my dad doesn't like to
0:40.8	travel there are a lot of people that are like no no thank you like the the the whole production
0:47.1	of it mm-hmm it like outweighs the fun of being in a new location.
0:55.2	Interesting.
0:59.8	Which I get for some people, kind of like how I don't like leaving the house.
1:02.2	Most people like leaving the house.
1:06.5	You're that meme that's like, I don't like to leave the house unless it's leaving the country.
1:06.9	Yes.
1:08.2	That is me.
1:08.5	Yeah.
1:31.2	And like, you guys, I jest. Of course I like leaving the house. It's me. Yeah. And like, you guys, I, I, it's, I jest. Of course, I like leaving the house. It's, it's like working out. That's how I feel about leaving the house. After I've done it or like, while I'm doing it, I'm like, I'm so glad I did this. Yeah. I should do this more. But like, and then I go by. Yeah. And then it's just, it's a reset where I'm like, no, I don't want to leave my house.
1:29.4	Okay. But like and then I go by Yeah and then it's just it's a reset where I'm like No I don't want to leave my house
1:31.2	Okay you're you're right adventuress is one of their
1:34.1	Qualities with a love for freedom travel and learning
1:37.4	Who know? I can't believe I don't have any Sagittarius placement
1:41.8	I mean I mean you can't have all the placements
1:44.2	You can't have them all
1:46.2	You can't have them all
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