Safari, Java & A Swiss Army Knife

The Wittering Whitehalls

Global

Comedy, Society & Culture

4.9 • 3K Ratings

🗓️ 7 April 2025

⏱️ 50 minutes

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Summary

There are DL's LITERALLY all over the world. This week, we're introduced to a 19 year old DL, doing his National Service in the Swiss Army! Plus, why is a DL's boyfriend calling coffee 'java' and will the Whitehalls be going on safari any time soon?

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0:00.0	This podcast is sponsored by Transport for Wales.
0:03.5	Enjoy unlimited train travel across Wales with Transport for Wales's one or four-day explore
0:09.1	passes.
0:11.7	Whoa there. Victoria's had a Friday night to remember. But now she's outside in the pouring rain.
0:18.6	Oh, what? You are joking. I've got no data. How are we going to get home?
0:23.2	But then she remembers she's with EEE.
0:25.8	Yes, Uber still works.
0:27.5	So then she...
0:29.2	Uber's on me, guys. Should we get a kebab?
0:31.6	Use essential apps like Uber and WhatsApp even when you run out of data.
0:35.6	Search EE Mobile.
0:37.2	Stay connected at 0.5 megabits per second.
0:39.5	Terms apply.
0:42.2	This is a global player original podcast.
0:58.7	Hello, Wittering Whitehall's.
1:03.4	This is our last episode from foreign parts, Michael Whitehall.
1:04.2	Are you excited?
1:05.9	I am excited.
1:07.2	We're excited to get home.
1:10.2	It has to be said, because we've been on the road for nearly six weeks now.
1:19.6	We are ready to get home. We are in beautiful Dubai on the final leg of the tour. Yeah. Not our usual holiday, is it? A Dubai type holiday. But loving it, actually. Yeah. I mean, it's very me,
1:26.2	less you, because we are literally very water-based, isn't it, Michael? Yeah. I mean, it's very me, less you because we are literally very water-based.
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