Sadly, Prince Andrew might never get to try Zantigo - #2952
The Tom Barnard Podcast
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🗓️ 19 February 2026
⏱️ 74 minutes
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Summary
Prince Andrew has been arrested for vague nonsense. Whether the real stuff will come to light, we can't say. But if it does, odds are he'll never again visit Minnesota and sample our wonderful cuisine. And that's terrible. Almost as terrible as the fact that we can't safely put our snowblowers away until June.
Topics:
It snowed again
Prince Andrew arrested
Traitors
Hugh Heffner's scrapbooks
Zantigo
Brittany's grandmother dies
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome to the Tom Bernard family podcast with Andy Brent Bernard |
| 0:09.7 | And Kristen Bert. |
| 0:12.4 | Catherine would be here, but she has to get that hairstyled, you know. |
| 0:17.3 | Well, it's the only time I could get an appointment. |
| 0:19.7 | It's like, yeah, sure, whatever. Whatever you say. Getting the haircuts important. Oh, it is important. I understand that. Yeah, so she will not be on today. I don't know. Andy just told me that hell of a snowstorm in Minnesota, so I don't know if it might be just the three of us. I don't know. Maybe not, but it might. Yeah, it snowed from, I think, like, 8 a.m. yesterday until 11 p.m. |
| 0:46.0 | I'm pretty sure. I think we have to have gotten at least six inches of snow, maybe more. |
| 0:51.2 | I snowblowed the driveway this morning, and there was quite a bit. Oh oh yeah, Wild Bill says the airport got seven and a half inches. Oh, man. Anyone flying in a route? Fun for you. Yeah, it was all of a sudden, it's because it got warm and then it got cold and that's what happens. Snow blows right in. So yeah, we got our final snow storm of the year most likely oh you think it's |
| 1:13.8 | the final well it's only february though andy march and april can get some snow that's true but we |
| 1:19.5 | had a really early winter so i'm hoping it'll be done early too we'll see oh god i just i tried to |
| 1:26.8 | make the picture bigger and it made it smaller. |
| 1:28.6 | There, I think we got it now. |
| 1:30.3 | All better. |
| 1:30.8 | I think we got it all covered. |
| 1:32.7 | There's no question about it. |
| 1:34.1 | I just, yeah, so Catherine will not be on the show today, but we'll be. |
| 1:39.3 | And I, at some point, may have to, I think right after Kristen, my sister-in-law, my ex-sister-in-law, |
| 1:50.4 | Colleen is being buried today, and I was going to join them by video, and so far, I haven't |
| 1:56.9 | picked up anything, but we'll see if that happens. Colleen and I got along very, very well. |
| 2:01.7 | I learned a lot from her. |
| 2:02.8 | She started dating my brother when I was about maybe 15, I was thinking, something like that. |
| 2:09.1 | And she is the one, the very first time I said a word in front of her, she said, |
| 2:13.6 | don't ever say that word in front of me again. |
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