Sadly Dead Baes: Patrick Swayze

Thirst Aid Kit

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4.9 • 2.2K Ratings

🗓️ 21 June 2018

⏱️ 51 minutes

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Summary

If you watched Dirty Dancing and it didn’t change your life in some way, R.I.P. because you are clearly dead and we need to send flowers to your family. Patrick Swayze epitomized a certain type of graceful masculinity, a Marlboro man who can dance en pointe. From The Outsiders to Roadhouse to Ghost and beyond, we watched Patrick Swayze change our ideas of what masculinity could be. Plus he was so handsome to watch: those slim hips, the wide shoulders. You can rescue us from any corner, Patrick. Fanfic Wars will take you there and we take you out on some fan mail. Get ready. Do you need help figuring out your next crush? Drop us a line! Leave us a message at (765) 8-THIRST (765-884-4778) with your name and what kind of crush advice you're looking for, and maybe we'll answer your question in an upcoming Thirst Sommelier. Follow us on Twitter @ThirstAidKit. Bim is @bimadew and Nichole is @tnwhiskeywoman. Find show notes, fanfic, and more on our Tumblr. Share your drabbles with us there or email them to us at thirstaidkit@slate.com. Our music is by Tanya Morgan. For your safety, we recommend that you avoid operating heavy machinery while listening to Thirst Aid Kit. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Patrick hoisted me onto the counter and got to work.
0:04.0	His fingertips ran up my thighs lightly as he began
0:07.5	f*ing, f*ing moving to the beat.
0:11.0	Slower, I instructed, and use your f***ing.
0:16.0	Patrick was always a quick study.
0:19.0	Get out!
0:31.0	Hello Nicole.
0:34.0	Hi, Bum.
0:36.0	I am in such a good mood today.
0:39.0	Me too. Why are you in a good mood?
0:41.0	Well, a number of things.
0:42.0	Pilates is really paying off for me.
0:44.0	My back feels so much stronger.
0:46.0	I'm feeling good and feeling great.
0:47.0	How are you?
0:48.0	But there's another reason.
0:50.0	But first let me ask you why are you feeling so good today?
0:53.0	Um, okay, number one.
0:54.0	I secure recommendations.
0:55.0	Yes.
0:56.0	And I went to a Pilates class.
0:57.0	Bitch, what did I say?
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